Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you’re grilling a fat, juicy steak?
I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
The Vallee family thanks you
for your continued support
through this holiday season.
May you have a Merry
Christmas and a
Happy New Year!
Gift cards
available!
www.villageinnmaine.com
165 High St. Auburn
207-782-7796
First Generation: Norm & Connie
Second Generation: Belinda & Mike
Current fitness level: No pillow required for the Santa suit this year.
Out ‘n About at the Sausage Kitchen in Lisbon Falls
1 What
happened
when the pig
pen broke?
3
The pig had
to use a pencil!
2
I don’t
know... what
happened?
Bunny
Philosophy
Submitted by Jimbo
The problem:
There’s a box with a
hole at each end, and
there’s a rabbit in the
box. The rabbit sticks
his head out of the
hole in one end, and a
minute later he sticks
it out the other end.
Half a minute later,
his head appears at
the opposite end, a
fourth of a minute later
it appears at the end
opposite to that one,
an eighth of a minute
later, etc.
How long will it take
before the rabbit sticks
its head out of both
ends of the box at the
same time?
In theory, two minutes.
In practice, no answer
is possible unless you
split hares.
OWNERS KERRY CONROY-MORONGELL AND TOBY CONROY
Oct. 4th, 2021: How many of you went into Facebook withdrawals and actually had to speak to a real human being?
Pumpkins, Apples, Cider & other native fruits & vegetables
Baked goods & much more!
Now taking orders for
Christmas Pies &
Dinner Rolls
Open daily 8am - 6pm
207-225-3764 • 174 Auburn Road, Route 4, Turner
Accounting
& Tax
Service You
Can Trust!
MICHAEL G. SPAULDING, P.A.
Certified Public Accountant
Tax Planning & Preparation
for Individuals and Business
207.782.1040
9 Grove Street, Auburn
mspaulding@androscoggin.tax
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right. I went jogging
today, and I already feel ten years older.
Uncle Andy’s Digest
Dec. 2021 UncleAndys.com
...with
Jimbo
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