Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel
in my stocking.
Out ‘n About at Splittin’ Wood Axe Throwing
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Cat Invitation
Submitted by Steve Simard
My neighborhood has
some newcomers who
have more money than
sense.
They’ve built a new
house that is definitely
more house than my
neighborhood should
have.
But, I wonder if the
neighborhood cats
have noticed the
beach volleyball court
the newcomers have
put in their front yard?
Job Interview
Submitted by Steve Simard
“Forget everything you
learned in college, you
won’t use or need it
here.”
“Okay great, I never
attended college.”
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“Well then you’re not
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Wafting
Submitted by Jimbo
Coworker: Here’s a
McDonald’s gift card
for Christmas.
Me: How did you
know?
Coworker: I have eyes.
Plus, you always smell
like a cheeseburger.
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Uncle Andy’s Digest
Dec. 2021 UncleAndys.com
...with
Jimbo
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