Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

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Elvis & Jesus
Submitted by Jimbo
Jesus preached “Love
Thy Neighbor.”
Elvis sang “Don’t be
cruel.”
Jesus was part of a
trinity.
Elvis’ first band was a
trio.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis majored in wood
shop.
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Jesus lived in a
state of grace in a
near-eastern land.
Elvis lived in
Graceland in a nearly
eastern state.
Jesus’ entourage,
the Disciples, had 12
members.
Elvis’ entourage, the
Memphis Mafia, had
12 members.
Jesus came back from
the dead.
Elvis had the famous
1968 comeback
special.
Jesus fasted for 40
days and nights.
Elvis had peculiar eating
habits.
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“Jesus’ countenance
was like lightning, and
his raiment white as
snow.” (Matthew 28:3)
Elvis’ trademarks were
a lightning bolt and a
snow white jumpsuit.
Jesus’ father is everywhere.
Elvis’ father, Vernon,
was a drifter and
moved around a lot.
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Jesus made rocks roll
away from his tomb.
Elvis sang rock ‘n roll.
Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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