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Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

Read Uncle Andy's Digest digital edition here if you can't find one or don't live in our beautiful state of Maine! We hope you enjoy it as much as we love bringing it to you each month!! We wish you all a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year! Grab your hard copy of the Digest TODAY at nearly 1,000 locations in 19 area towns.

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We wish you all a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!

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Elvis & Jesus

Submitted by Jimbo

Jesus preached “Love

Thy Neighbor.”

Elvis sang “Don’t be

cruel.”

Jesus was part of a

trinity.

Elvis’ first band was a

trio.

Jesus was a carpenter.

Elvis majored in wood

shop.

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Out ‘n About at The Pub at Baxter with the Auburn Lewiston Rotary

A Pint

for Polio... if

I must!

Representing the Lewiston Rotary Group:

Andrew James, Katie Grant, Joanne Bollinger, Laurel Grant, Giselle St. Amand,

Don Grant, Christine Wilson, Todd Goodwin, & Erin Melissa.

Jesus lived in a

state of grace in a

near-eastern land.

Elvis lived in

Graceland in a nearly

eastern state.

Jesus’ entourage,

the Disciples, had 12

members.

Elvis’ entourage, the

Memphis Mafia, had

12 members.

Jesus came back from

the dead.

Elvis had the famous

1968 comeback

special.

Jesus fasted for 40

days and nights.

Elvis had peculiar eating

habits.

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“Jesus’ countenance

was like lightning, and

his raiment white as

snow.” (Matthew 28:3)

Elvis’ trademarks were

a lightning bolt and a

snow white jumpsuit.

Jesus’ father is everywhere.

Elvis’ father, Vernon,

was a drifter and

moved around a lot.

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Jesus made rocks roll

away from his tomb.

Elvis sang rock ‘n roll.

Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

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Jimbo

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