Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

I would grow my own food, but I can’t find bacon seeds.
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Every Monday - Friday from 2p-5p!
47 Broad Street, Auburn
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207-376-4959
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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
Come in and check
out our awesome
daily specials!
Monday - Saturday 11a-9p
Apple Cider
Sangria
$
8
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Roy’s FOODLAND
WEEKLY SPECIALS AT ROY’S
Saturday Bean Special
Beans, Bread/Rolls & Cole Slaw, $9.99
Wednesday Italian Special
Ham, Salami, Veggie or Pepperoni, $2.49
Pizza Pack Special
Pizza Packs only $ 9.99 • 2lb Pepperoni Pks only $ 6.99
Hours: Mon. - Thurs. 8am - 6pm; Fri. 8am - 7pm
Sat. 8am - 6pm; Sun. closed
70 Broad Street, Auburn • 207-783-8471 • www.ShopAtRoysFoodland.com
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
December
Drink
Special
Don’t forget your Chicken Salad
“Best in Town” or Ham Salad
New Baby
Submitted by Tyla Davis
When my son was two
years old I found out I
was expecting another
baby that would
be born right about
Christmas time. I was
so excited to tell my
husband and son the
good news!
I picked up a greeting
card for my husband,
one that talked about
him getting to be a
Daddy again. I decided
the perfect time to tell
both my husband and
son was over lunch.
When we arrived at the
restaurant the hostess
seated us and the
waitress came to take
our orders. My son ordered
his usual cheese
pizza. After our orders
were taken I pulled out
the card and gave it to
my husband.
As he read it, his face
just beamed, “Are you
serious? We’re having
another baby? What
an awesome Christmas
present!” He was
so excited!
We turned to our son,
who was coloring on
his menu, and said excitedly
to him, “Carter,
you’re going to get a
baby brother or sister
for Christmas!”
Carter started wailing
in the middle of the
restaurant, “But... but...
I wanted pizza!”
Uncle Andy’s Digest
Dec. 2021 UncleAndys.com
...with
Jimbo
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