Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021
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This is that exciting time of the year when I find out what I’m getting my wife
for Christmas.
Christmas Stocking Giveaway
Closed
December
24th & 25th,
January 1st
Two drawings: One for ages 3-8 and one for ages 8-15
One entry per customer. Don’t need to be present to win. Drawing on 12.19.21
Out ‘n About
COOKED FRESH DAILY
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
Coach Terry’s
REDEMPTION CENTER
The friendly redemption center
8 Tidswell Road, Turner • 207-225-2008
Open daily 8am to 4pm
Cashews
Almonds
Redskins
Spanish
Blanch
Pistachios
Mixed Nuts
Splittin’ Wood Axe Throwing
L to R: Myranda Caputo, Dustin Boutin, John Engelbert, Pat Penley,
John Blanchette, Rick Browning, and Ryan Jones
Hours: Tues, Wed, Thurs 9a-5p; Fri 9a-3p,
Sat (Dec. 18) and Mon (Dec 20) 9a-4p; Christmas Eve: 9a-12p
We’re not just
NUTS!
557 Lincoln Rd, Lewiston • 207-783-1731 • BobsPeanuts.com
Needhams
Merckens
Melting
Chocolates
& MORE!
I’m excited to go home for the holidays because it’s been exhausting finishing my own
sentences all year.
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THE LAWYER’S
VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph
13a-1 in the second
amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...
THE STATISTICIAN’S
VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the
probability of her coming
back is high;
If she doesn’t, your relationship
was improbable
anyway.
THE POSSESSIVE
VERSION:
If you love somebody,
don’t ever set her free.
THE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody
set her free...
instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST’S
VERSION:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, her
super ego is dominant;
If she doesn’t come back,
her ego is supreme;
If she doesn’t go, she
must be crazy.
THE FINANCE EXPERT
VERSION:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, its
time to look for fresh
loans;
If she doesn’t, write her
off as an asset gone bad.
THE MARKETING
VERSION:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, she
has brand loyalty;
If she doesn’t, reposition
the brand in new markets.
Uncle Andy’s Digest
Dec. 2021 UncleAndys.com
...with
Jimbo
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