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over its embankment and made a great chasm in the railway line. The<br />

widow knew that a mail train would pass along the line at a certain hour,<br />

and that if unwarned it would rush with all its living freight to<br />

destruction. So she arose, and facing the pelting storm, waded through<br />

the snow to some distance along the railway; then lighted a fire, and<br />

watched beside it till the arrival of the train, which was thereby saved<br />

from sudden ruin. That is the spirit which should actuate every heart, sir,<br />

when a fellow-creature is in danger. It is that spirit, I trust, which<br />

prompts me to caution parents whenever I can, to carefully watch over<br />

their children, lest they should unhappily acquire habits which will<br />

— apart from the moral aspect — as surely shatter their physical health,<br />

as the worm at its root will destroy the vitality of a young tree.”<br />

Chapter VI.<br />

“I HAVE uttered a good deal of nonsense, Mr. Boomerang, while<br />

speaking of my wife, and I daresay you think I am a silly old fellow; but<br />

bear in mind there was fun as well as folly in my remarks, and I did not<br />

mean all I said, of course not. I have called my Nanny an angel, and a<br />

bird of Paradise, but bless her heart she is only a woman after all, I know<br />

that very well. She is as wingless as an emu, and has not even got a<br />

feather on her bonnet. My whimsical figures are not intended to be<br />

subjected to matter of fact scrutiny, and I don't suppose they would go far<br />

with a common jury in establishing my wife's superiority, or my common<br />

sense either. Still, for all that, I can and will say in sober earnestness, that<br />

she is a superior woman in every way, mentally and materially; that I can<br />

prove by a thousand evidences. But even superior women have little<br />

marks of human nature about them, and the man who expects to find a<br />

wife without them had much better remain a bachelor all his life.<br />

“As I have said before, sir, Nanny was free from all fussy whims and<br />

fancies, which some young wives think it pretty to exhibit, still she<br />

was — she was — well, sir, she was not an angel — that is the best way<br />

to express it. She was not perfect, so I began to study her little<br />

pecularities or idiosyncrasies, and in a short time I could keep her in tune<br />

as mellow as my German flute. She was subject to nervous depressions,<br />

poor thing, owing to spinal weakness. Those sufferers who understand<br />

what that means, will readily sympathise with her; but persons with no<br />

nerves usually laugh at such disorders, which they call by a variety of<br />

ridiculous names, and treat the victims of them with contempt rather than<br />

with pity. When at home, her father (who knew no more about nervous<br />

disorders than a brewer's horse) used to try to rally her out of her<br />

mopishness, as he called it, by blustering at her in his characteristic style,<br />

or recommending half-a-dozen rough remedies in a breath, which usually<br />

sent her to her room in tears. I took another plan, sir, for I had too high

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