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The magpies, which perched on the swamp oaks at the back of his house,<br />

and awoke him at morning dawn with their wild music, whistled Phoebe<br />

Skimmer, Phoebe Skimmer! as plainly as magpies could articulate: the<br />

curlews, which sometimes flew high over his dwelling at midnight, when<br />

a gale was brewing in the eastern sky, screeched Phoebe Skimmer,<br />

Phoebe Skimmer! The frogs on the flats that skirted her home, croaked<br />

the same sweet name, as musically as hurdy-gurdies; and even the sharp<br />

nosed mosquitos, which hovered about his ears just as he was dozing off<br />

to sleep, seemed to chant Phoebe, pretty Phoebe!<br />

“Phoebe must be moine,” quoth Jonathan, in a positive mood one<br />

evening, just as the six o'clock bell began to ring; at the same time he<br />

flung down his spade, and walked towards the house to partake of his<br />

solitary meal. “Phoebe must be moine, or my heart wull pretty soon split<br />

open loike a ripe apricot; barn'd if it woarnt. A notion has wriggled into<br />

my head whilst I a been diggin up them kidney tatees; and dash my<br />

buttons if I doant think it wull just settle the thing roight off, without any<br />

more bother. At all events, there bean't no harm in trying, as the<br />

Lancashire chap said when he took a job at mowing beans, and cut his<br />

toe big off the first stroke.”<br />

Lest I should make my story tedious, I will not detail Jonathan's<br />

cogitations in his own provincial dialect, but briefly explain that the plan<br />

which he had been pondering in his little spherical skull, was in the first<br />

place to ask Phoebe to accompany him on an excursion the following<br />

Friday — which was a general holiday — to “Kissing Point.” He had<br />

never been there, but had heard that it was a romantic place; indeed, there<br />

was something in its very name which suggested enjoyment, such as he<br />

sighed for; and he hoped that when there, he might be inspired with<br />

courting ideas, and also with courage to declare them like a man, and<br />

thus end his suspense, and set his love-laden heart at ease. After a hasty<br />

supper he put off his hobnailed boots, put on his best kangaroo bluchers,<br />

and away he went in the cool of the evening towards Syllabub Swamp,<br />

which, by-the-bye, was the name of Mr. Skimmer's location.<br />

He met with the usual cordial reception from the dairyman and his<br />

daughter; to the latter he presented a pocketfull of Jerusalem artichokes,<br />

and directed her how to cook them. While smoking a pipe in the kitchen<br />

half-an-hour afterwards, he asked Mr. Skimmer to allow Phoebe to<br />

accompany him on the ensuing Friday for a little bit of a jaunt in the<br />

country, as he hadn't had a holiday since the day he first landed in<br />

Sydney. Mr. Skimmer offered no objection, and Phoebe was most<br />

willing, provided her father would manage her milk properly, and serve<br />

her afternoon customers, which he cheerfully promised to do; so the<br />

matter was soon settled, and after a little more friendly gossip, Jonathan<br />

returned home highly pleased that his happy plan had so far succeeded.<br />

On Friday morning he was up before the magpies began to sing; and

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