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“The path of duty is the path of safety” for either young or aged travellers. Had my friend and his brother attended to that maxim they would have taken their usual seats in church, like good boys, on the afternoon referred to, and thus saved themselves the subsequent disaster which befel them. In order clearly to perceive the path of duty at all times, it is necessary to ask for Divine light; and if we ask aright we shall receive plain direction and guidance for every day's journey.
Influenza Season. Scene: Sydney, King Street corner, on a drizzling day. Two friends (Minton and Timmins) meet, and shake hands; they are both suffering from the prevailing epedemic. Minton: Good bording, Bister Tibbids! How are you? I thought you were off to Boretod Bay — ha teez — ha teez! (sneezes.) Timmins: How are you, Bidtod? Dasty bordid, this. I've bid laid up with this confounded influedsa, ad bissed the steaber. How is Bissis Bidtod, and Biss Baria? ha teezer? ha teez? (sneezes violently.) Minton: They are all very bad at hobe. By-the-bye, Tibbids, what rebedy do you use for this epedebic? Timmins: Why, by bedical bad gave be sobe dasty bixture; I dod't dow what it is bade of, but I think it has dode be good. Whighezm! ha teezum! (sneezes hysterically.) Minton: You bust have bid precious bad, thed, if the bedicine has dode you ady good at all; for you — pardod me — you look just dow like a frost-bitted ghost. But dod't stadd there id the raid, Tibbids. Cobe with be to the Betropolitad Hotel, add have a basid of buttod broth. * * * * * If the above brief colloquy has the least resemblance to a joke, it is a very grim one, and thousands of folks in Sydney will confess that the influenza is as foreign to fun as a fly in your eye, or a splinter up your thumb-nail. Its peculiar effect upon the powers of speech of its victims is well understood, though that is the least distressing symptom of the malady, which oppresses both body and mind in a manner which no pen in the world could describe. I was recently in company with a gentleman, whose brain contains perhaps as extensive a variety of lore as any cranium in the land, and while trying to indite an ordinary letter, he passed his hand across his capacious brow, and confessed “that he had the greatest difficulty in drawing a single rational idea from his bemuddled organs.” While afterwards reflecting on that admission of a great mind, I was constrained to sympathise with all those persons whose professions demand the constant exercise of their intellect; and as I did so I wondered how far that fellow-feeling was general. How many readers of the morning
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Australian Tales and Sketches From
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Preface. MOST of the following tale
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Mr. Phiggs and His Christmas Breakf
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of cooking a potato, or a red herri
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shells, and a variety of other refu
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window, and being furnished with bu
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Speaking a Word in Season. SOME tim
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gooseberry. “I don't think that w
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satisfaction. As they usually had a
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A Matrimonial Juggler; OR, MR. TEDD
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his hand to his back so frequently,
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“Led go id I dell you!” he crie
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hurry with your reply.” Charity l
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niver fear — that is iv he's able
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head put in a sack, an' sarve ye ri
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luck wud have it, I wint on board t
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Joey Goosgog and Jasper Spindle's T
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tittle to me which side I sit, I ca
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say I could drive a horse. Somethin
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they had lighted a fire on a rock,
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that's all. He isn't worth much. Ug
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can't see nobody.” Mr. Spindles,
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outrage, you cowardly villain. We a
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the utter bewilderment of poor Mrs.
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you, for I know her history well. I
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willingly choose this delicate and
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called to upbraid her, as some of h
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luxury to me. Disease, delirium, ma
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gooseberry?” He is sixty-five yea
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for a lass of seventeen to be very
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iron and the marking ink. Excuse me
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“Did you though?” exclaimed Mrs
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make hair grow on a marrow-bone. Ha
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a life of misery, but you have made
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months; indeed, I was subject to pe
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Grinn's brain was rather over-taxed
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Don't Lie Down and Fret. ONE aftern
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he would probably never take the tr
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have upon the soils of some parts o
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slightest resistance. She is struck
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am not sure about that, but never m
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so than I had been six or seven yea
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monkey, or I shall kick you into th
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“Next day I went to London, with
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Page 93 and 94: Chapter IV. “As I before remarked
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Page 97 and 98: set me laughing; the next minute I
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Page 103 and 104: “You have no idea how that cheere
Page 105 and 106: an opinion of her sense to believe
Page 107 and 108: have been the dernier ressort, as i
Page 109 and 110: Wife! what better friend have you i
Page 111 and 112: Widow Giles's Little Grocery Shop.
Page 113 and 114: short pause, and in a tone which pl
Page 115 and 116: upon doing something noble. “I ca
Page 117 and 118: Commercial Hobgoblins. IN the cours
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Page 121 and 122: “I did put it in my bank yesterda
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Page 125 and 126: and had scarcely strength enough to
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Page 129 and 130: How the Knipps Family Kept “Merry
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Page 135 and 136: “It is not all your fault, Bill,
Page 137 and 138: “The noise was stunning, and at f
Page 139: of virtue and wisdom, which he has
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Page 145 and 146: Into each life some rain must fall.
Page 147 and 148: “Is anything troubling you, my de
Page 149 and 150: him. Scarcely has the poor widow re
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Page 153 and 154: with pearl buttons. “I'm much obl
Page 155 and 156: Jonathan made many admiring comment
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Page 161 and 162: to the prejudice of his sobriety, o
Page 163 and 164: The magpies, which perched on the s
Page 165 and 166: number of genteel residents of the
Page 167 and 168: down beside the hedge, I want to sa
Page 169 and 170: fellows who ought to be ashamed of
Page 171 and 172: all vind out whether her be's a fit
Page 173 and 174: Shrugs. “OF course you know Mr. A
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Page 177 and 178: “Joy Cometh in the Morning.” TH
Page 179 and 180: staysails, exposed all the time to
Page 181 and 182: I was glad, too, for the safety of
Page 183 and 184: The poor little tailor certainly lo
Page 185 and 186: Angry and hungry boys and girls are
Page 187 and 188: “Shove It on Board.” “LET go
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wonder that you did so.” “Well,
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table, when I re-entered the saloon
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fore sheet aft! Port the helm!” I
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in these days of active opposition,
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at the idea of soon seeing a living
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Goliah, taking the reins from the w
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at cousin Goodwin's, the widow made
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Mr. M'Faddle's Pic-Nic Party. THAT
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provisions, a keg of water, and sun
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from north west are usually the pre
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in the boat (which was a man-of-war
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the pleasure of your society, and t
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hope you will make a valuable use o
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oard, when Captain Gimble, glisteni
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coasting seamen are mercilessly exp
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usually as thick as tanner's refuse
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eccentricities which often interfer
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come again, that they might be look
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to see if it is sound; look at it a
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Gone to Heaven. A BELOVED friend of
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and summoning up his good-tempered
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it, that's what I mean. But cheer u
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Mrs. Lemonpip had seated herself on
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consequence than an old barrow with
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She lived upon nothing but victuals
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poor thing too.” “Well, well, m
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as sound as new saucepans. He was s
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in her right ear, and she was lying
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wife, and a respected landlady, in
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“Pooh! a great big goose!” snee
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unknown assailant, like a kangaroo
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his wife and his attic lodger, unti
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smiles of bygone days returned to h
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and went on deck to take a look at
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elieve there is no luck in sailing
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said the captain, laughing till his
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Fire! Fire! Fire! I HAVE vivid reco
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good his loss. Pooh! what next?”
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Little Strangers. LIVES there an ho
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stimulating influence on my whisker
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under my arm. But I felt as fidgety
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my meagre description of that happy
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morning, for I tartly remarked, ‘
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you should have seen the animated f
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children, by giving them everything
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Jack Tars, Ahoy! HEAVE to, my heart
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wheel, in this frightfully heavy se
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have a good ship and a good offing,
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A Crippled Ship with a Wrangling Cr
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knocked to pieces on the rocks.”
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That is a pleasing picture; but as
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I drew out my purse, but found that
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landlord or his agent, demanding a
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Micky Mahony's Mishaps. Chapter I.
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joke to be robbed of his all. “Ni
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ullet ye'd murther me wid, that's a
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fandangoes from the tea-tree scrub
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very carefully, for he was not accu
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pipe whin he blow'd me brains out,
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counthry as knows more nor I do abo
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heard, when I got back to the stati
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your sins, and give you grace to wa
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that I wasn't a sheep too. But, pra
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“THAT'S a raal jintleman, God ble
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them asked Micky what he wanted wit
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utterly disregarded, while his resi
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seed, Joe; it was a muckle thief, t
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prior to remanding it to a future d
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go to, here,” said Micky, laying
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“Light Weights” and “Short Le
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lengths, and forged marks, are as c
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“Don't Mention It.” “I WOULD
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drawing pupils of an evening. Her o
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God, and to lead a ‘sober, righte
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Down in the Pit. “I FEAR that the
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stay to examine. Turning round a ru
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Boys and Girls! Beware of Snakes!
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long shelly beach like avalanches,
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again, and forced the jagged end of
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vice, poverty, disease, and an agon
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