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“Ha, ha, ha!” laughed the mob again, in a tumultuous chorus louder<br />

than before.<br />

“You'll never see that red bonnet, nor that baby any more,” shouted<br />

another of the comforters in the crowd. “Your wife is as good as a widow<br />

now; but don't cry, Joby; I'll take care of her — I'm a single man.”<br />

“Hoy! hoy, mister! You shall have my ticket for nothing!” shrieked the<br />

little man in the car. “Pull this confounded thing down, and let me get<br />

out. I don't want to go in your balloon at all, governor; I want to go<br />

home; I'm very ill, I tell you,” he continued, frantically addressing the<br />

obdurate old captain, who gruffly promised to throw him out “if he didn't<br />

sit down and make less noise.”<br />

“Good-bye, Joby,” cried a previous speaker. “I'll look after your missis;<br />

tat-ta — give my love to the Great Bear.”<br />

“I'd smash you, if I could get out of this basket,” roared the little man,<br />

in a great passion, shaking his fist at his tormentor.<br />

“Let go!” shouted the captain to the men below. The men let go, when,<br />

amidst the shouting, the loud laughter, and varied compliments of the<br />

assembled multitude, the balloon rose above the trees in the gardens, and<br />

was soon high in the air, looking not much bigger than a water-butt. I<br />

have no doubt that my haggling friend's enjoyment of the panorama<br />

beneath him was sadly marred by his extreme terror, and his selfreproach<br />

for refusing my reasonable offer for his ticket, combined with<br />

his anxiety for his wife and baby.<br />

Although I felt vexed at missing so favourable an opportunity for a ride<br />

above the world, I enjoyed a hearty laugh at the farcical discomfiture of<br />

the miserable little mortal, who had been so promptly punished for his<br />

cupidity in trying to extort from me more for his ticket than I was able to<br />

give him, and certainly more than he really thought it was worth.<br />

The foregoing little incident — although it taught me nothing new in<br />

principle — has often recurred to my memory, when I have seen the<br />

same covetous spirit exhibited in various ways, in my everyday<br />

intercourse with the world; and I have on other occasions seen speedy<br />

retribution follow similar acts of greediness, or attempts at driving hard<br />

bargains.<br />

I have repeatedly seen servants lose good situations, through<br />

obstinately demanding higher wages than they are worth, or than their<br />

employers were able to give them; and afterwards I have seen those same<br />

servants soliciting employment, of less desirable kind, and at much lower<br />

wages, when compelled by their exhausted finances to obtain work at<br />

any price. I have seen combinations of men striving to exact a little more<br />

pay for their labour than their employers could reasonably give; and<br />

invariably such attempts have been disastrous to the men and their<br />

families.<br />

I have seen, too, an industrious tenantry forced off an estate, by the

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