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the fraternity, or refuses certain demands and requests, - which may be as simply as requiring planning
permission to build a housing estate somewhere, then you can ways remind them of what they did in the
5th grade, or at the office Xmas party or stag night, and if you have photo‘s of the event, then even better.
Then there‘s a game, that was or still is regularly played on various college campuses and other
institutions, innocently called; ‗Musical Chairs‘. It‘s played in a similar way as the children‘s game of
‗Musical Chair‘s‘, and whereas you circle a group of chairs whilst music is being played, and as soon as
the music stops, you find a chair to sit on, - whereas in this game there‘s only ever one chair.
A person, normally a female, - unless, this kind of thing goes on at one of the clubs Davolt has just
mentioned above, - takes a mild acting laxative, or not. The bottom of a chair is either kicked out, or
simply removed, and the ‗shitter‘ sits down on it, then the participating group of people, normally men,
circle the chair to the sound of playing music, if possible to the Kool & the Gang‘s song; ‗Get down on it‘,
and where they sing ‗Shit down on it‘ instead.
When the music stops, the one standing at the very back of the chair and directly behind the ‗shitter‘,
then lays down on the floor, placing their heads directly under the seat of the chair, and for a set amount of
time, usually around 10 to 15 seconds, - if they‘re shat upon, all well and good, if they‘re not, then the
game continues much in the same vain and until the ‗winner‘ or ‗loser‘, has their face shat on, [10] and in
which at this same time, because the other‘s have ‗lost out‘ in being shat upon, they proceed to give him a
light kicking as he‘s being defecated upon.
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71. Alpha, Delta, Kappa-Animal House Fraternities
National Lampoon‘s Animal House - is a 1978 film about a misfit group of fraternity men who
challenge their college‘s administrators. The film is an adaption by Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller and
Harold Ramis from stories written by Miller and published in National Lampoon magazine based on
Miller‘s experiences in the Alpha Delta fraternity at Dartmouth College, US, and Ramis‘s experiences in
the Zeta Beta Tau fraternity at Washington University in St. Louis, and producer Ivan Reitman‘s
experiences at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario.
It‘s about two freshmen, Larry Kroger and Kent Dorfman, who seek to join a fraternity at Faber College
in 1962. They visit the prestigious Omega Theta Pi House‘s invitational party but are unwelcome. They
then try next door at the Delta Tau Chi House, [the worst house on campus], where Kent‘s brother was
once a member. They meet John ‗Bluto‘ Blutarsky, urinating outside the building. The Deltas ‗need the
dues‘ and permit Larry and Kent to pledge. They receive the fraternity names Pinto [Larry] and Flounder
[Kent]. The Dean wants to remove the Delta fraternity from campus due to repeated conduct violations.
Since they‘re already on probation, he puts the Deltas on ‗double secret probation‘ and orders the clean-cut
Omega president to find a way to get rid of the Deltas permanently.
You can imagine the kind of St Trinian‘s concept the film adopts and the sorts of capers they get up, -
in my opinion, the film is crap, and only mention it to point out to us Europeans, how huge a thing this
Delta Chi, Theta Pi & Zeta Tau Greek fraternity film is, which reflects how massive the university
fraternities are in the US, in fact so much so that in 2001, the United States Library of Congress deemed
‗Animal House culturally significant‘ and selected it for preservation in the National Film Registry. In
2008, Empire magazine selected Animal House as one of; The 500 Greatest Movies of All Time, and