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3. By Ihis time old Kelly was feeling half sober;<br />
The ghost left and right his two can-hooks did fly.<br />
He fell down on his knees, with his face like soft cheese:<br />
"Will ye call off the fight while Tlook for me eyes?"<br />
When the figure moved off and the fight it was ended,<br />
Old Kelly, half stunned, put his hat on his head.<br />
He crawled to the door and did humbly implore<br />
For his wife to assist him upstairs to his bed.<br />
4. He then told his wife how he fought with a stranger,<br />
So strong as a bull, yet a girl almost,<br />
She then told her husband his wonderful danger:<br />
She says, "Maurice. me man, you've been fighting a ghost!"<br />
'Twas Kelly's wife dressed up in white to keep him from drinking;<br />
She gave him a beating and left him for dead,<br />
And he got such a fright he won't stir after night,<br />
But right after supper goes--(spoken) Where do you guess?<br />
straight off to bed.<br />
The second monologue revolves around Ihe popular joke motif of "heaven entered by<br />
trick," and still shows S1. Peter never more compassionate than for "martyred" husbands.<br />
In "The Lobster Salad." a life-loving Newfoundlander relates his dream the night following<br />
a copious meal of lobster, beer and wine. He is standing by heaven's gate, but turned out<br />
on account of his recent gluttony. Other unhappy candidates include a Jew. trying to coax<br />
51. Peter into Jelling him go back to earth to fetch a coat, an old maid, and "a son of old Er<br />
i-ann's Isle" arriving with a gracious smile but no pass. The clever Irishman has time to<br />
throw his hat inside the gale. and only let in to get it back. locks the saint Ollt, and trades<br />
the key for a promise to set old Ireland free.!<br />
Priests and ministers, revered in life. receive proportionate treatment in jokes:<br />
There was a Irishman one time and he had a horse for sale. So, anyway,<br />
the priest come along. He said, "anybody buy a horse?" "Yes," he said,<br />
"Pat, I do, I wants a horse." "Alright!" "Is he any good?" "Oh, able to<br />
haul the devil," he said. "the horse is." Right away, he sold the horse, not<br />
too long after, he met that fellow, that priest coming up the hill, the<br />
minister 'long with 'no The horse couldn't haul the two of 'em. Up to.<br />
one of 'em had to gel off. Anyway. met Pat, he said. "Pal, I ttrought you<br />
told me that this horse could haul the deviL" "Yes, Father," I said, "I told<br />
yOLl he could haul the devil. I didn't tell you to haul two."2<br />
1K. Goldstcin, Recitations 15; on the same motif, see also MUNR.A ms 68-16, p. R (AT 1539)<br />
and MUNFLA Q 68-446, p. 6-7 (AT 330*); both referenccs are cxtractcd from Dr. Hcrbert<br />
Halpcrt and Dr. Widdowson's ficldnoles and annotations with kind permission.<br />
2MUNFLA 72-51/C1175.