Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
Spanker, sir—nothing of the kind. Not—not Spanker, sir—I——I wonder<br />
what made me s-s-ssay Spanker, sir!” gasped Bunter.<br />
It was fortunate for Bunter that Mr. Quelch did not know—what some<br />
members of his form could have told him!—that Spanker was a horse<br />
engaged in the Wapshot races on Saturday. Quelch’s knowledge was<br />
extensive, but it did not include the sport of kings.<br />
“Bunter! I will give you one more opportunity of answering my question,<br />
before I cane you for inattention! What king succeeded Edward the<br />
Fourth on the throne of England?”<br />
Bunter cudgelled his fat brains. As he had not listened to a word during<br />
the lesson, and had no memory to speak of, he was at a loss.<br />
“Answer me, Bunter.”<br />
“George the Fifth, sir,” answered Bunter, taking a shot at a venture.<br />
“What?”<br />
“I—I mean—.” Bunter read in his form-master’s expressive countenance<br />
that his shot had missed the mark. “I—I mean—I didn’t mean George the<br />
Fifth, sir—I—I meant Charles the Third.”<br />
“Charles the Third!” repeated Mr. Quelch, dazedly.<br />
“Nunno!” Again Bunter discerned that he had missed the mark. “I—I<br />
meant to say Alfred, sir—King Alfred, who let the cakes burn! He—he<br />
said, ‘Kiss me, Hardy!—and—and never smiled again!” added Bunter,<br />
perhaps hoping to placate Mr. Quelch with these historical details. Mr.<br />
Quelch did not seem placated.<br />
He picked up the cane from his desk.<br />
“Stand out before the class, Bunter!” he rapped.<br />
“Oh, lor’!”<br />
Whop!<br />
“Ow, wow!”<br />
“Perhaps you will now contrive to pay a little attention during the lesson,<br />
Bunter,” said Mr. Quelch, grimly.<br />
“Ow, wow, ow!”<br />
<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter did contrive to pay a little attention during the remainder of<br />
the lesson. Exasperating as it was, the problem of getting “on” before<br />
Spanker romped home had to be neglected till after class.<br />
CHAPTER XXXIII<br />
NOT ON!<br />
“SMITHY!”<br />
Herbert Vernon-Smith turned a deaf ear, “I say, Smithy!”<br />
The Bounder walked on.<br />
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