Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
“A—a—a very peculiar aroma,” gasped Mr. Capper.<br />
“It is growing worse,” said Mr. Hacker.<br />
“Much worse!” said Mr. Lascelles.<br />
“Mon Dieu! Mais c’est aifreuse!” gurgled Monsieur Charpentier. “Je n’en<br />
comprends rien—mais c’est affreuse.”<br />
It was bad to begin with. But it was certainly growing worse—much<br />
worse—rapidly worse. As Hamlet, in the Rag. was remarking. “Thus bad<br />
begins, but worse remains behind!”<br />
What was the cause of it was a mystery to the beaks. They were not<br />
likely to guess, in a hurry, that a Fifth-form man had clambered on the<br />
roof, to drop smoky stink-bombs down the chimney of the Rag and dish<br />
the theatrical performance there. Nor were they likely to guess that<br />
Coker of the Fifth had selected the wrong chimney, and was dropping his<br />
stink-bombs down the chimney of Common-Room in mistake for that of<br />
the Rag!<br />
These things were quite unknown to the Masters’ Meeting. Naturally they<br />
had not the remotest idea of the extraordinary activities of Coker of the<br />
Fifth.<br />
“Bless my soul!” said the Head again. He half-rose.<br />
“Something is wrong with the chimney!” said Mr. Prout, staring at the<br />
fireplace with bulging eyes. “There is no fire, but smoke is coming from<br />
the chimney—.”<br />
“Extraordinary!”<br />
“Upon my word!”<br />
“Oooooogh!”<br />
“Urrrrggh!”<br />
“Something—something is falling down the chimney!” exclaimed Mr.<br />
Quelch. He started to his feet. “I distinctly saw something fall—.”<br />
“I—I—I heard something!” ejaculated Mr. Hacker. “It was rather like the<br />
popping of a cork—.”<br />
“Urrrrrgh!” gurgled Prout. “This is—is—is intolerable! Why, the room is<br />
filling with—with vapour—and the—the smell—urrrggh!”<br />
All the masters were on their feet now. Decorum was forgotten—<br />
solemnity thrown to the winds.<br />
“Gentlemen!” gasped the Head. A rush of aroma from the fireplace caught<br />
him, and nearly deprived him of breath, and he could only gasp,<br />
“Gentlemen, in the—the circumstances, I think we will adjourn the<br />
meeting—.”<br />
“Grooooogh!” from Prout.<br />
“Oooooch!” from Hacker.<br />
Dr. Locke sailed majestically doorward. Majestic as he was, his<br />
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