Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
It was Monday morning.<br />
When the Remove came out in break, some of them went to look at the<br />
letter-rack: among them, naturally, William George Bunter.<br />
Bunter was not only expecting a postal-order, which was his perpetual<br />
state: but he was expecting a reply to his letter home.<br />
Often and often there was no letter for Bunter when he looked. But on<br />
this particular Monday morning there was a letter. It was addressed to<br />
him in the parental hand.<br />
Bunter opened it hopefully. His pater, at least, had replied. There existed<br />
a bare possibility of a remittance in the letter, as well as a reply.<br />
That possibility faded out as the fat Owl unfolded the parental missive.<br />
There was no remittance. But there was an enclosure, though it was not a<br />
postal order, and bore no resemblance whatever to a postal-order. <strong>Billy</strong><br />
Bunter blinked at it as he took it out.<br />
PARKER’S CYCLE STORES,<br />
Courtfield.<br />
1 Speedster Bicycle. £7.7.0.<br />
Terms Cash.<br />
It was, in fact, Parker’s bill, which <strong>Billy</strong> Bunter had despatched to his<br />
honoured parent for payment. It was not receipted. It had not been paid.<br />
Mr. Bunter had simply returned it, just as it was, and just as if he wasn’t<br />
interested in it.<br />
Having blinked at it, Bunter blinked at his pater’s letter. It was then that<br />
he ejaculated “Oh!”<br />
He gazed at that letter. His plump jaw dropped. His little round eyes,<br />
behind his big round spectacles, looked like those of a startled owl.<br />
Dismay was registered in Bunter’s fat face. So startled and so dismayed<br />
did he look, that other fellows glanced round at him, Harry Wharton and<br />
Co., after ascertaining that there was nothing for them, were going out<br />
into the sunny quad, when Bunter’s dismayed “Oh!” drew their attention to<br />
the perturbed fat Owl. They paused.<br />
“Anything up, Bunter?” asked Harry.<br />
“Oh, lor’!” said Bunter.<br />
“Bad news, old chap?” asked Bob Cherry, sympathetically.<br />
“Yes—awful!”<br />
“Sorry, kid,” said Bob, and the Famous Five gathered round Bunter. The<br />
fat Owl’s reply, added to his dolorous aspect, seemed to indicate bad<br />
trouble—some sort of disaster in the home circle: and if it was that, the<br />
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