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Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale

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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />

<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />

It was Monday morning.<br />

When the Remove came out in break, some of them went to look at the<br />

letter-rack: among them, naturally, William George Bunter.<br />

Bunter was not only expecting a postal-order, which was his perpetual<br />

state: but he was expecting a reply to his letter home.<br />

Often and often there was no letter for Bunter when he looked. But on<br />

this particular Monday morning there was a letter. It was addressed to<br />

him in the parental hand.<br />

Bunter opened it hopefully. His pater, at least, had replied. There existed<br />

a bare possibility of a remittance in the letter, as well as a reply.<br />

That possibility faded out as the fat Owl unfolded the parental missive.<br />

There was no remittance. But there was an enclosure, though it was not a<br />

postal order, and bore no resemblance whatever to a postal-order. <strong>Billy</strong><br />

Bunter blinked at it as he took it out.<br />

PARKER’S CYCLE STORES,<br />

Courtfield.<br />

1 Speedster Bicycle. £7.7.0.<br />

Terms Cash.<br />

It was, in fact, Parker’s bill, which <strong>Billy</strong> Bunter had despatched to his<br />

honoured parent for payment. It was not receipted. It had not been paid.<br />

Mr. Bunter had simply returned it, just as it was, and just as if he wasn’t<br />

interested in it.<br />

Having blinked at it, Bunter blinked at his pater’s letter. It was then that<br />

he ejaculated “Oh!”<br />

He gazed at that letter. His plump jaw dropped. His little round eyes,<br />

behind his big round spectacles, looked like those of a startled owl.<br />

Dismay was registered in Bunter’s fat face. So startled and so dismayed<br />

did he look, that other fellows glanced round at him, Harry Wharton and<br />

Co., after ascertaining that there was nothing for them, were going out<br />

into the sunny quad, when Bunter’s dismayed “Oh!” drew their attention to<br />

the perturbed fat Owl. They paused.<br />

“Anything up, Bunter?” asked Harry.<br />

“Oh, lor’!” said Bunter.<br />

“Bad news, old chap?” asked Bob Cherry, sympathetically.<br />

“Yes—awful!”<br />

“Sorry, kid,” said Bob, and the Famous Five gathered round Bunter. The<br />

fat Owl’s reply, added to his dolorous aspect, seemed to indicate bad<br />

trouble—some sort of disaster in the home circle: and if it was that, the<br />

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