Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
over two pounds. Indeed, it would have piled up to more than that, had<br />
there been more space available inside Bunter.<br />
It had been a happy experience—Bunter had enjoyed life to the full while<br />
the feast lasted. But after the feast came the reckoning.<br />
Obviously, it was wiser not to mention the bun-shop to Peter. And truth<br />
and Bunter had been strangers so long that they were not likely to strike<br />
up an acquaintance at this awkward moment.<br />
“Well, how much have you got left?” asked Peter.<br />
“These five pound notes,” said Bunter. “That’s five pounds to begin with.”<br />
“Right so far,” said Peter, sarcastically. “Did you do that in your head?”<br />
“Well, I’m pretty good at arithmetic, you know. Then there’s two halfcrowns<br />
and a shilling—thats seven shillings—.”<br />
“Six, ass!”<br />
“Oh! Um! I mean six! Altogether five pounds six shillings,” said Bunter.<br />
Taking that out of seven pounds seven leaves twenty-seven and six,<br />
doesn’t it?”<br />
“Oh, my hat! Does it?” gasped Peter.<br />
“Well, I made it twenty-seven and six,” said Bunter. “If you think that<br />
that isn’t right, Peter—.”<br />
“The rightfulness isn’t terrific, as Inky would say.”<br />
“I’ll do it again, if you like! Only it seems to come different every time I<br />
do it,” exclaimed Bunter, “You know how it is with those beastly addition<br />
sums—if you add from the bottom, and then from the top, it comes out<br />
quite different—.”<br />
“Ha, ha, ha!”<br />
“I wish you wouldn’t cackle when I’m doing arithmetic, Peter. It puts me<br />
out. Look here, take five pounds from seven pounds seven.” Bunter<br />
wrinkled his fat brow over that intricate problem. “No, it ain’t twentyseven<br />
and six—it’s three pounds four.”<br />
“Ha, ha, ha!” yelled Peter.<br />
“Blessed if I see anything to cackle at! Think I’ve got it wrong?”<br />
“Sort of! Try again,” said Peter, encouragingly. “Well, let’s see—five<br />
pounds six from seven pounds seven—that leaves—let’s see—thirty-nine<br />
shillings! I’ve got it right this time! I’m thirty-nine shillings short, Peter,<br />
and—and I thought it was only twenty-seven and six—.”<br />
“Lucky for you you’re not doing this for Quelch,” grinned Peter. “Have<br />
another shot at it, old scout.”<br />
“Well, I think that’s right. What do you make it, if you think you can do<br />
arithmetic better than I can?” demanded Bunter.<br />
“Five pounds six from seven pounds seven leaves two pounds one,<br />
fathead.”<br />
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