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Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale

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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />

<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />

“You mean that you’re going to buy that bike?” gasped Bunter.<br />

“Yes, if it’s still for sale.”<br />

“It jolly well is!” <strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s fat face brightened. The clouds rolled<br />

away. Getting rid of that bike gave him the feeling of Sinbad the Sailor in<br />

getting the Old Man of the Sea off his shoulders. “I—I say, Smithy, it’s<br />

yours, old man. I—I say, though, Smithy,” added Bunter, smitten with a<br />

sudden doubt, “it’s seven guineas, you know. I ain’t selling it cheap.”<br />

“Think I want you to sell it cheap, you fat ass?” asked the Bounder,<br />

disdainfully. “I’ll take the jigger off your hands, and give you the money<br />

to pay for it. Is it a go?”<br />

“Yes, rather,” answered Bunter, promptly, hardly able to believe in his<br />

good luck. “I—I say, cash, you know! I—I’ll go straight down to Courtfield<br />

and pay Parker’s. You’ll lend me your jigger to go on, won’t you, Toddy?”<br />

“I’ll lend you twopence for the bus,” answered Peter.<br />

“Oh, really, Toddy—”<br />

Vernon-Smith took out his wallet. The Bounder of Greyfriars did not<br />

dislike counting out seven pound notes under staring eyes. He flicked<br />

them on the table, and taking a handful of change from his trousers<br />

pocket, added two half-crowns and two shillings to the pile.<br />

“Seven guineas,” he said. “There you are! The sooner you get that to<br />

Parker the better, Bunter.”<br />

“What-ho!” gasped Bunter. He seemed scarcely able to believe his eyes,<br />

or his spectacles, as he blinked at the little heap of money, and then<br />

clutched it up with a fat paw. “I’m going right off now. You’ll lend me your<br />

bike to run down to Courtfield, won’t you, Wibley?”<br />

“I’ll lend you my boot if you go near it.”<br />

“Beast! Can I borrow your bike, Ogilvy?”<br />

“If you want to be found dead soon afterwards.”<br />

“Bah! I’d rather go by bus, really! Where’s that tuppence, Peter?”<br />

Peter Todd produced the bus fare. Bunter added it to the seven pounds<br />

seven shillings in his pocket, heaved himself out of the armchair, and<br />

rolled out of the Rag with an unusually active and speedy roll.<br />

A tremendous weight had been lifted from the fat Owl’s mind. He was<br />

anxious to get to Parker’s and make that settlement which Mr. Parker had<br />

said would oblige. Generally Bunter’s movements were slow and leisurely.<br />

Now he was quite rapid. He almost shot out of the Rag.<br />

Peter Todd gave the Bounder a rather curious look.<br />

“That’s jolly decent of you, Smithy,” he said.<br />

“Thanks.”<br />

“Boobs and their dough are soon parted,” remarked Fisher T. Fish.<br />

The Bounder shrugged his shoulders, and walked out of the Rag with his<br />

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