Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
“You mean that you’re going to buy that bike?” gasped Bunter.<br />
“Yes, if it’s still for sale.”<br />
“It jolly well is!” <strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s fat face brightened. The clouds rolled<br />
away. Getting rid of that bike gave him the feeling of Sinbad the Sailor in<br />
getting the Old Man of the Sea off his shoulders. “I—I say, Smithy, it’s<br />
yours, old man. I—I say, though, Smithy,” added Bunter, smitten with a<br />
sudden doubt, “it’s seven guineas, you know. I ain’t selling it cheap.”<br />
“Think I want you to sell it cheap, you fat ass?” asked the Bounder,<br />
disdainfully. “I’ll take the jigger off your hands, and give you the money<br />
to pay for it. Is it a go?”<br />
“Yes, rather,” answered Bunter, promptly, hardly able to believe in his<br />
good luck. “I—I say, cash, you know! I—I’ll go straight down to Courtfield<br />
and pay Parker’s. You’ll lend me your jigger to go on, won’t you, Toddy?”<br />
“I’ll lend you twopence for the bus,” answered Peter.<br />
“Oh, really, Toddy—”<br />
Vernon-Smith took out his wallet. The Bounder of Greyfriars did not<br />
dislike counting out seven pound notes under staring eyes. He flicked<br />
them on the table, and taking a handful of change from his trousers<br />
pocket, added two half-crowns and two shillings to the pile.<br />
“Seven guineas,” he said. “There you are! The sooner you get that to<br />
Parker the better, Bunter.”<br />
“What-ho!” gasped Bunter. He seemed scarcely able to believe his eyes,<br />
or his spectacles, as he blinked at the little heap of money, and then<br />
clutched it up with a fat paw. “I’m going right off now. You’ll lend me your<br />
bike to run down to Courtfield, won’t you, Wibley?”<br />
“I’ll lend you my boot if you go near it.”<br />
“Beast! Can I borrow your bike, Ogilvy?”<br />
“If you want to be found dead soon afterwards.”<br />
“Bah! I’d rather go by bus, really! Where’s that tuppence, Peter?”<br />
Peter Todd produced the bus fare. Bunter added it to the seven pounds<br />
seven shillings in his pocket, heaved himself out of the armchair, and<br />
rolled out of the Rag with an unusually active and speedy roll.<br />
A tremendous weight had been lifted from the fat Owl’s mind. He was<br />
anxious to get to Parker’s and make that settlement which Mr. Parker had<br />
said would oblige. Generally Bunter’s movements were slow and leisurely.<br />
Now he was quite rapid. He almost shot out of the Rag.<br />
Peter Todd gave the Bounder a rather curious look.<br />
“That’s jolly decent of you, Smithy,” he said.<br />
“Thanks.”<br />
“Boobs and their dough are soon parted,” remarked Fisher T. Fish.<br />
The Bounder shrugged his shoulders, and walked out of the Rag with his<br />
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