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Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale

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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />

<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />

“Wibley’s an ass.”<br />

“Wibley’s a born idiot.”<br />

“Wibley is a terrific fathead.”<br />

Harry Wharton laughed.<br />

“Well, if we raise the tin among ourselves somehow, it will be a cert for<br />

the R.D.S. funds, and the exam was only a chance, anyhow,” he said.<br />

“Wibley won’t have any kick coming. It’s settled, then—I’m out of it.<br />

And—.”<br />

There was a sudden interruption.<br />

The study door flew wide open, and into the doorway rolled a fat figure,<br />

yelling. Behind it appeared Herbert Vernon-Smith, dribbling that fat<br />

figure into the study.<br />

Five fellows jumped and stared round.<br />

“What the thump—!”<br />

“What the dickens—.”<br />

“Yaroooh! Leave off kicking me, you beast! Whooohooop!” roared <strong>Billy</strong><br />

Bunter, as he rolled on the study carpet.<br />

The Bounder looked in, grinning.<br />

“Did you fellows know that Bunter had his ear to the keyhole?” he asked.<br />

“Eh? Oh! No.”<br />

“Well, he had, when I came up, so I thought I’d give you the tip.”<br />

“You fat villain—.”<br />

“You terrific toad!”<br />

“I—I say, you fellows.” Bunter spluttered wildly. “I hadn’t—I wasn’t—I<br />

didn’t—wow! I was only stooping to tie up my shoe-lace, and—and——ow!”<br />

The Bounder, laughing, went on up the passage. He had come up at a<br />

rather unfortunate moment for the inquisitive fat Owl. Bunter, with his<br />

ear to the keyhole, had not seen him coming, and was apprised of his<br />

arrival only by the landing of a boot on his plump trousers. It was quite a<br />

surprise for Bunter, as well as for the Famous Five.<br />

He sat up, gasping for breath, and blinking apprehensively at the chums of<br />

the Remove through his big spectacles.<br />

“You prying fat worm!” roared Johnny Bull.<br />

“Oh, really, Bull—.”<br />

“Boot him!”<br />

<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter scrambled up in haste, and backed away.<br />

“I tell you I wasn’t listening,” he gasped. “Just like that cad Smithy to<br />

think a fellow was listening at a keyhole, when he only stooped to pick up a<br />

pin. I never heard a word you fellows were saying about the Old Boy’s<br />

Prize, or Linley, or anything! Not a syllable. I was simply tying up a pin—I<br />

mean picking up a shoe-lace—I—I mean—.”<br />

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