Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
movements were considerably more hurried than was his wont. The whole<br />
room was reeking with vapour and horrid smells, and it was more than<br />
flesh and blood could stand. Mr. Lascelles opened the door for him, and<br />
the Head sailed out.<br />
“Urrgh! We had better go—!” gasped Prout.<br />
“Wurrggh! Immediately!” gurgled Mr. Capper.<br />
“Mon Dieu!”<br />
“But what can have happened—?”<br />
“Goodness knows! This dreadful smell—.”<br />
“It is really frightful—.”<br />
“Urrrggh!”<br />
The Head sailed out more or less majestically. But after him there was<br />
quite a cram in the doorway. For some moments, the scene in the doorway<br />
of Common- Room bore a resemblance to a Rugby scrum.<br />
Lascelles lingered last, to open the windows, He was looking quite pale<br />
when he rejoined his colleagues in the corridor, and hastily drew the door<br />
shut after him, to cut off the pursuing scent.<br />
Had Coker of the Fifth found the right chimney, there was no doubt that<br />
the performance of “Hamlet” by W. Shakespeare would have been<br />
interrupted, dished, and completely knocked on the head. Actors and<br />
audience would have fled from the devastating scene. That fine stock of<br />
ancient stink-bombs that Coker had rooted out at Lantham had, perhaps,<br />
grown more potent with keeping. Anyhow, they gave out a smell that could<br />
almost have been cut with a knife. The Remove Dramatic Society<br />
certainly would have been routed—had Coker of the Fifth found the right<br />
chimney.<br />
“Fortunately for the Remove Dramatic Society, unfortunately for the<br />
Masters’ Meeting, Coker hadn’t.<br />
“Hamlet” hadn’t been stunk out of the Rag, as Coker had planned. The<br />
Masters’ Meeting had been stunk out of Common-Room. And after the<br />
Head had majestically retired from the scene, a crowd of excited beaks,<br />
outside the door of Common-Room, seethed with excitement and wrath.<br />
“It is a trick,” said Mr. Quelch, in a voice compared with which the filing<br />
of a saw might have been considered musical. “Something was thrown<br />
down the chimney from above—.”<br />
“Something of a dreadfully malodorous nature!” gasped Wiggins.<br />
“But how—?” gasped Prout.<br />
“<strong>By</strong> whom?” stuttered Capper.<br />
“Is it known,” said Mr. Lascelles, “whether any boy in the school was in<br />
possession of those very unpleasant articles called stink-bombs—?”<br />
“That is it!” exclaimed Mr. Quelch. “A trick, as I said—some sort of<br />
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