Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
Mr. Capper gasped.<br />
Mr. Twigg seemed to choke.<br />
All these unusual manifestations came at the same time—most unusual<br />
indeed, at a Masters’ Meeting, presided over by the head-master in<br />
person.<br />
But the circumstances were unusual. Many a masters’ meeting had been<br />
held at Greyfriars School: and if the proceedings were, as Coker had<br />
declared, characterised by “jaw, jaw, jaw,” nevertheless they were always<br />
conducted with decorum, if not solemnity. On the present occasion, for<br />
the first time in history, decorum was difficult to observe, and solemnity<br />
was absolutely out of the question.<br />
How could even a Masters’ Meeting remain either decorous or solemn,<br />
with a queer vapour beginning to float in the air, and a strange, horrid,<br />
noxious smell penetrating every corner of the room?<br />
At a Masters’ Meeting at Greyfriars, the head-master sat at the head of<br />
the long oval mahogany table in Common-Room. Along either side of the<br />
same sat the form-masters. Other masters of lesser account sat around,<br />
anywhere they liked. Polished courtesy from the Head, polite respect<br />
from the staff, distinguished the proceedings. Items on the agenda were<br />
taken in dignified succession. That was as it should be—but for once<br />
things were not as they should have been.<br />
Something was amiss!<br />
From the great fireplace, empty save for a bowl of flowers, a sort of<br />
smoky vapour stole forth. The assembled beaks did not notice that for<br />
the moment. What they noticed was the smell.<br />
Prout got the first real whiff, and coughed. He coughed again. Then he<br />
spluttered But they all got some of it. It was amazing-disconcertingupsetting-unaccountable!<br />
But there it was!<br />
“The drains!” muttered Mr. Hacker.<br />
“I have never noticed anything of the kind before,” breathed Mr.<br />
Wiggins. “But—but—dear me!”<br />
Dr. Locke had been sneaking. But having ejaculated, quite suddenly, “Bless<br />
my soul!” he ceased to speak. He seemed deeply perturbed.<br />
Mr. Quelch sniffed. He had suppressed the first sniff: but the second<br />
escaped him. Dr. Locke glanced at him.<br />
“Do you notice—?” he asked.<br />
“Indeed, I do, sir,” answered Mr. Quelch. “It is very strange—very odd,<br />
indeed—but—but something—.”<br />
“Extraordinary!” said Mr. Prout. He spluttered. “I may say—grooogh! —<br />
ooogh! —woogh! —unparalleled.”<br />
“An extraordinary scent—.” said Mr. Twigg.<br />
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