Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
can go and eat coke! So yah!”<br />
And <strong>Billy</strong> Bunter, having expressed his lofty scorn in a final emphatic<br />
“Yah!” turned his plump back on the Famous Five, and rolled away.<br />
Whereupon they forgot his fat existence again!<br />
“I say, Smithy!”<br />
Herbert Vernon-Smith, coming out in flannels, with his bat under his arm,<br />
gave the fat Owl an impatient stare,<br />
“Buzz off!” he snapped.<br />
“Yah!”<br />
“What?”<br />
“Yah!” repeated Bunter. “You wouldn’t put me on yesterday for the twothirty!<br />
Well, I’ve done all right without you, see? I’m on. So yah!”<br />
“You blithering bandersnatch—.”<br />
“Yah! I’m on! So yah!” jeered Bunter. “I—Ow! Keep that bat away, you<br />
beast! Wow!”<br />
Bunter departed rather hastily.<br />
That afternoon, it was quite a happy Owl. It was true that his store of<br />
cash, remaining out of Smithy’s seven guineas, had been reduced to two<br />
pounds seven shillings. But that, of course, was all right. He had had to<br />
place a “quid” in Mr. Banks’ greasy hands for his bet on Spanker. But that<br />
was coming back along with his winnings: exactly enough for Mr. Parker’s<br />
bill when he received the cash. That evening he was going to collect the<br />
cash. On Monday he was going to pay Mr. Parker, and have done with him.<br />
Which really was a consummation devoutly to be wished, for he had<br />
received quite a sharp note from Mr. Parker on the subject, and it was<br />
plain that if Mr. Parker was not paid, there would be a spot of bother.<br />
It was not easy for <strong>Billy</strong> Bunter, with two pounds seven shillings in his<br />
pocket, to keep away from the tuck-shop. But, with really heroic efforts,<br />
he did so. Luckily, while the Remove fellows were at cricket, he found a<br />
cake in Vernon-Smith’s study, and a packet of toffee in Tom Brown’s, and<br />
a box of dates in Ogilvy’s. The two pounds seven shillings were still intact<br />
when the evening papers were delivered at six o’clock.<br />
Bunter was very keen to see the evening paper. He was not anxious, as<br />
there was no doubt about Spanker. He had complete faith in Snipster’s<br />
Special Snip. Still, it would be reassuring to see it in black and white. It<br />
was really just as well to know for certain that Spanker had romped<br />
home, before he called on Mr. Banks to collect his winnings.<br />
There was an evening paper in the Rag, where many fellows were<br />
interested in the cricket news. Some of them wanted to know how their<br />
counties were getting on. <strong>Billy</strong> Bunter was not in the least interested in<br />
county cricket: and he hovered impatiently while Bob Cherry read out<br />
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