Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
“What the thump’s that?” asked Smithy. “Nothing we do in the Remove.”<br />
“Oh, no! One of Virgil’s eclogues—number seven.”<br />
“You don’t get enough of Virgil in class?” inquired the Bounder,<br />
sarcastically. “The Aeneid isn’t enough for you—so you have to go and dig<br />
up the eclogues.”<br />
Harry Wharton laughed.<br />
“I’m in for the Old Boy’s Prize,” he answered. “I’ve got to turn out a copy<br />
of Latin verses. I’ve borrowed that book from Quelch, and I shall have to<br />
take it back, so I’m copying out that one.”<br />
“Not much good plagiarising Virgil,” said the Bounder. “Quelch knows that<br />
stuff by heart. He would spot an imitation on the spot.”<br />
“You silly ass! I’m not going to plagiarise! I’m studying the stuff because<br />
I’m going to do something pastoral in the same vein, that’s all. Something<br />
about shepherds and flocks and lyres and things.”<br />
“Rather you than I,” yawned the Bounder. “What about coming down to<br />
the nets?”<br />
“I can’t just now.”<br />
“If you’re going to chuck cricket for swotting—.”<br />
“Think I want to?” grunted the captain of the Remove. “I’m for it now,<br />
and it can’t be helped.”<br />
“Blessed if I see why. You’re not hard up like Linley, and I don’t see why<br />
you should stick in a study swotting to bag a money prize. For the love of<br />
mike, chuck it, and come down to the nets. I suppose you’d rather beat<br />
Carcroft when they come over, than bag the Old Boy’s guineas,” snapped<br />
Smithy.<br />
“Yes, rather. But I’ve promised Wibley—.”<br />
“What on earth has Wibley got to do with it?”<br />
“It’s to help out the funds of R.D.S.,” explained Wharton. “You know<br />
Wibley—he just can’t cut his coat according to his cloth. Funds have got<br />
to be raised from somewhere if we’re going to keep solvent. I’ve agreed<br />
to bag the Old Boy’s guineas, if I can, to put into the kitty.”<br />
“Oh!” said Smithy.<br />
“So cut off,” said Harry, “and leave me to it. I’ll come down later, after<br />
I’ve copied Out this dashed eclogue.”<br />
“Wibley’s an ass,” said Vernon-Smith. “And you’re another.”<br />
“Thanks.”<br />
“Wibley thinks of nothing except his dashed theatricals,” went on Smithy.<br />
“But you ought to have a spot more sense than that ass. Wouldn’t your<br />
uncle stand you the tin, if you asked him?”<br />
“I’m not going to ask him.”<br />
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