Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
Billy Bunter's Benefit By Frank Richards - Friardale
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<strong>Billy</strong> Bunter’s <strong>Benefit</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Frank</strong> <strong>Richards</strong><br />
Peter gazed at him. Peter was one of the Remove fellows from whom the<br />
fat Owl had sought to borrow a humble “bob” that day. And here was<br />
Bunter, with a sum of money running into pounds. For a moment or two,<br />
Peter was astonished. Then he guessed. Peter.<br />
“You fat chump! Haven’t you paid Parker after all?” he exclaimed.<br />
“I—I was going to, Peter. But—,”<br />
“You unspeakable ass,” said Peter. “Didn’t you go to Courtfield?”<br />
“Oh! Yes! But—.”<br />
“Then why haven’t you paid Parker? Do you want him to go to the Head?”<br />
“I—I—-I—-,” stammered Bunter. “I—I haven’t got it quite right, Peter.<br />
I—I haven’t enough to pay Parker.”<br />
“That’s rot! Smithy gave you the exact amount— seven pounds seven<br />
shillings,” answered Peter. “I saw him, and a dozen other fellows saw him.<br />
I lent you twopence for the bus. You had only to go straight to Parker’s<br />
and pay him.”<br />
“Yes. But—.”<br />
“Have you lost some of it, or what?”<br />
“Oh! Yes!” Bunter jumped at that, like a drowning man at a straw. “I—I—<br />
I’ve lost some—there’s a lining in the hole in my pocket—.”<br />
“What!”<br />
“I mean a hole in the lining in my pocket. I—I had it in—in this pocket,<br />
Peter, but—but there is a great big hole in the lining, and—and—it went.<br />
Can you lend me twenty-seven and six, Peter?”<br />
“You’re twenty-seven and six short!” exclaimed Peter, aghast.<br />
“I—I think so. I’m just trying to get it right.” explained Bunter.<br />
“Oh, you fathead! You champion chump!” -<br />
“Oh, really, Toddy! Tain’t my fault there’s a lining in my jacket—I mean a<br />
jacket in my lining—I mean—.”<br />
“Didn’t you know there was a hole in your pocket, ass?”<br />
“Nunno! I—I’d never noticed it! I—I never knew anything about a hole in<br />
this pocket, Peter.”<br />
Which was perfectly true. Bunter had known nothing about a hole in the<br />
lining of that pocket. There wasn’t one!<br />
He sagely decided not to mention the bun-shop to Peter. Peter was not<br />
likely to feel very sympathetic if he knew that the missing sum had gone<br />
on sponge cakes and jam tarts and other such sticky things.<br />
Bunter realised only too clearly that he was in a scrape again, with a<br />
shortage of the sum due to Mr. Parker.<br />
At the bun-shop he had dismissed such sordid considerations from his fat<br />
mind. He had revelled royally in very attractive and very expensive<br />
comestibles, hardly realising how his bill was piling up. It had piled up to<br />
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