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Baptism By Fire<br />

By Adam Scharf!<br />

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Year is 1892,!<br />

I fantasize burning alive. !<br />

Mostly at gatherings when others talk about business being good,!<br />

and how their children are smarter than others. I've had enough. !<br />

Tonight I slam the table yelling, “I’m a witch!”!<br />

Everyone stares blankly,“We hardly burn witches anymore.”!<br />

I straighten my tie adjusting my posture, “Alright, well I’m a Jew too.”!<br />

Now they’re pleased, “That we burn.”!<br />

Heading home I pack a suitcase because it felt right,!<br />

and throw away old Christmas cards just in case.!<br />

When I hear the knock I open it boasting, “Hello boys, was just lighting a few<br />

menorahs.”!<br />

They pile me into a wagon tying me up, “I’m filthy boys. I can’t be trusted.”!<br />

Nodding they tighten the ropes.!<br />

Before I know it they’re talking to themselves about sports, and everything their wives<br />

make.!<br />

To speed things along I tell them I drink blood, and the horses move faster than ever.!<br />

I’m dragged to the stake. !<br />

A priest says prayers while throwing water at me. !<br />

Once again I hear the crowd discussing plans, opinions, and inside jokes. !<br />

These people are a riot. !<br />

This crowd will always be a crowd. Even after they’ve split becoming individuals, !<br />

crowded wherever they walk discussing appliances, and how they’ve aged as their<br />

mother had. !<br />

I wiggle my lighter from back pocket, !<br />

it drops setting aflame wood gathered at my feet. !<br />

They protest loudly, “We aren’t ready yet!”!<br />

Letting out a sympathetic exhale, they’re all my children.!<br />

“That's alright boys, I’ll take it from here.”!<br />

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!"#$%&'()%*!This is Adam’s second publication with Clock<strong>wise</strong> <strong>Cat</strong>. Born<br />

in Utica NY, he now lives in Orlando writing short fiction and recently<br />

completed his first novel. His creative partner is a palomino named Karen.

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