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With the Serbs in Macedonia

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TRANSPORT TROUBLES 87<br />

made ei<strong>the</strong>r of <strong>the</strong>se luxuries impossible. A Jew<br />

is a Cowboy with money to burn compared<br />

with a Greek who holds <strong>the</strong> market at his mercy.<br />

So <strong>the</strong> pr<strong>in</strong>cipal item had to be ration beef—<br />

roasted ; and roast beef on Christmas Day<br />

cries aloud for roast potatoes. But <strong>the</strong> trouble<br />

was that we hadn't any potatoes to roast, or any<br />

t<strong>in</strong>s to roast <strong>the</strong>m <strong>in</strong> ! Difficulty number one<br />

was got over by apply<strong>in</strong>g to <strong>the</strong> <strong>Serbs</strong>, always<br />

ready to do anyth<strong>in</strong>g for <strong>the</strong> British. They<br />

sold us a sack of potatoes. And difficulty<br />

number two was surmounted by Workshops<br />

cutt<strong>in</strong>g up petrol t<strong>in</strong>s and solder<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m <strong>in</strong>to<br />

bak<strong>in</strong>g dishes. They also put <strong>the</strong>ir backs <strong>in</strong>to<br />

it, and made us several ovens, as until <strong>the</strong>n all<br />

<strong>the</strong> Company had never had a roast at once.<br />

One section would have roast by<br />

turn and <strong>the</strong><br />

rest stew.<br />

So far good. But if roast beef and roast<br />

potatoes — why not Yorkshire pudd<strong>in</strong>g ?<br />

was a — great thought a conception such<br />

It<br />

as<br />

comes very few times <strong>in</strong> a lifetime. Imag<strong>in</strong>e <strong>the</strong><br />

joy of men on Active Service <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> wilds of<br />

<strong>Macedonia</strong> if <strong>the</strong>y found <strong>the</strong>mselves confronted<br />

with a slab of nicely browned Yorkshire !<br />

The dream was irresistible, and <strong>the</strong> impossible<br />

was achieved. Opposition was gently and<br />

smil<strong>in</strong>gly thrust aside. For once an omelet<br />

was made without break<strong>in</strong>g eggs. Eggs were

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