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GOING OVERSEAS 15<br />

We little knew.<br />

" Henrys ''<br />

have lots of ways of <strong>the</strong>ir own,<br />

and many and bitter have been our experiences<br />

of <strong>the</strong> tricks <strong>the</strong>y can play. They are wonderful<br />

vehicles— <strong>the</strong>y go where no o<strong>the</strong>r car can<br />

go, and can do what no o<strong>the</strong>r car can do ;<br />

but<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir front-axles and <strong>the</strong>ir steer<strong>in</strong>g torque-rods<br />

bend ra<strong>the</strong>r easily. A Ford with a bent frontaxle,<br />

and a fool or a novice at <strong>the</strong> wheel, can<br />

knock spots off a bull <strong>in</strong> a ch<strong>in</strong>a shop, as we<br />

were dest<strong>in</strong>ed to discover.<br />

Pass<strong>in</strong>g through Bath to our camp<strong>in</strong>g-ground<br />

<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> park, we had to make a sharp turn, and<br />

<strong>the</strong> driver of one vehicle, travell<strong>in</strong>g too fast,<br />

struck <strong>the</strong> opposite kerb a ra<strong>the</strong>r sharp blow.<br />

He didn't ''<br />

shut down,'* as he should have<br />

done, and <strong>the</strong> car waltzed merrily away to <strong>the</strong><br />

o<strong>the</strong>r side of <strong>the</strong> road. Then it came back<br />

aga<strong>in</strong>, mounted <strong>the</strong> pavement, and crashed<br />

<strong>in</strong>to a huge sheet of plate glass on one side of<br />

a draper's doorway. Not content with that,<br />

it ricochetted across <strong>the</strong> doorway, and shivered<br />

ano<strong>the</strong>r sheet of glass on <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r side, com<strong>in</strong>g<br />

to rest <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> w<strong>in</strong>dow itself with various <strong>in</strong>timate<br />

fem<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>e garments suspended on its mud-<br />

guards. A blush<strong>in</strong>g subaltern, at <strong>the</strong> stern call<br />

of duty, was obliged to <strong>in</strong>spect <strong>the</strong> damage done,<br />

and some of <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>jured garments exhibited by<br />

<strong>the</strong> lady assistants were very <strong>in</strong>timate <strong>in</strong>deed.

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