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Oh, There Once Was a Young Man from Ilium 93<br />
exaggerated send-up of the brutal and dramatic moments of death so often found<br />
in the epic.<br />
Once he has made off with the cattle, the situation gets a bit sticky for<br />
Cacus. The terrifying son of Vulcan is, in fact, out-smarted (or at least out<br />
maneuvered) by a cow. By giving forth a loud bellow, this bovine stool pigeon<br />
“baffles the hope of Cacus” (Aen. VIII.218). Of course, the comic implications<br />
of a very powerful and threatening giant being thwarted by a cow are hard to<br />
miss. The notion of the raging tormentor of an entire town being undone by<br />
livestock is a perfect comedic reversal, and Virgil certainly makes the most of it,<br />
quickly reducing his villain from hulking menace to panicking mess.<br />
Once Cacus realizes that Hercules will soon be coming after him, he displays<br />
what can only be described as hysterical and sublime cowardice:<br />
Then first our folk saw Cacus afraid and with trouble in his eyes: in a<br />
twinkleing he flees swifter than the East wind and seeks his cavern; fear lends<br />
wings to his feet. (Aen. VIII.222-224)<br />
Rather than use his demonic strength, Cacus flees Hercules with such zeal, that<br />
he becomes a laughable spectacle to the same people who once feared him.<br />
Enraged by the theft of his cattle, Hercules goes in search of Cacus and,<br />
given the nature of this particular episode, does not fare much better in terms of<br />
maintaining his mythic dignity. He too is fervidus ira (“boiling with rage”) (Aen.<br />
VIII.229), never a good sign for Virgil’s heroes (or villains for that matter), and<br />
he too comes off as a bit inept. While seeking out Cacus, Hercules goes through<br />
an almost vaudevillian process of “three times he tries the rock thresholds in<br />
vain, three times he, wearied, sits back down in the valley” (Aen. VIII.231-232).<br />
The image of an enraged Hercules repeatedly trying the same means of entrance<br />
only to be knocked back on his rear is more than slightly amusing. The fact that<br />
the supposed hero of this episode becomes enraged not because of the terror<br />
Cacus has waged upon the town, but because of the theft of his cows—cows that<br />
he himself took from Geryon (after slaying him, of course) only serves to<br />
deepen the irony at play.<br />
Of course, once the violent clash between these two titans begins, it<br />
becomes slightly more difficult to find obvious instances of broad comedy, and<br />
yet Virgil still offers up a scene of somewhat chaotic ineptitude. Most of the battle<br />
consists of Hercules and Cacus blindly hurling anything available at one<br />
another—including themselves—in a smoke-filled cave. Farce is not simply outlandish<br />
pratfalls and laughs, it also extends to moments of the extreme grotesque.<br />
In this light, Cacus’s death is the farcical coup-de-grace of the entire episode.<br />
The final image of his corpse being dragged out by the feet, complete with<br />
bulging-out eyes and a bizarre covering of shaggy fur, is nothing short of carnivalesque.<br />
Virgil’s final tableau of Cacus’s corpse certainly appeals to the Roman<br />
affinity for this brand of theatrical, perverse burlesque spectacle.<br />
Virgil’s Cacus episode can certainly hold its own as an example of farcical<br />
comedy based solely on its visual content and wry verbal irony. However, Virgil