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that sunk in, I was happy for the first time in my life. I don’t jog<br />
’cause I don’t want to die healthy. Lady, this year will be the<br />
best year we had. You would make me happy if you give me a lift<br />
to the Bob Wynn Hill turn." [Laughter]<br />
People ask me where to go and "You a John Bircher?" Once in<br />
a while I say yes. But I do agree with the John Birch Society.<br />
that we should get sex out <strong>of</strong> the classroom and back <strong>of</strong> the barn<br />
where it always was. [Laughter]<br />
Hey, you can have a big problem. They were teaching in sex<br />
education, they call it Human Relations. That fools everybody.<br />
You can have a big problem and a small school.<br />
Aldrich, my political adviser, he’s my Kissinger. I said, "You<br />
better get down there to some meeting. You better get down<br />
there." And it was some meeting. A lady got up and said, "I<br />
don’t want any teaching my kid about sex. I teach my own kids<br />
about sex. I had six children and I guess I know about sex."<br />
"Lady, I got an uncle. He had six car accidents, we still don’t<br />
think he can drive." [Laughter and applause]<br />
But Vermont is changing. Vermont is changing. We got plywood<br />
cows in the stalls. Sure. Seen ’em. Seen ’em.<br />
Age is a very serious problem and you know they talk about<br />
condoms and you will have that up in Vermont. we have to get a<br />
customer for that because we ran an ad up there. The Health<br />
Department says, "Don’t forget your rubbers." Right on television.<br />
It’s the older folks, you know, ’cause we remember when<br />
you left them in the hall. [Laughter]<br />
There’s another, thing, you know. People call it condoms.<br />
There we do a lot <strong>of</strong> home canning. Oh, yeah. Some young<br />
fellow says rubbers will protect you. He picks up a handful <strong>of</strong><br />
Mom’s jars, picks up a handful and thinks he’s going to be safe.<br />
[Laughter]<br />
I got to thinking too, you know. I know it’s a problem. Think<br />
about when I used to come in from milking by hand way back<br />
then and turned on the radio and hear Jack Benny eats a little<br />
popcorn. Let’s just think <strong>of</strong> the thing they would have back then<br />
and out <strong>of</strong>the past comes the thundering ho<strong>of</strong>beats <strong>of</strong>the great<br />
Silver with condoms. "Ho, Kemo Sabe, just say no." [Laughter]<br />
We gave our legislature the pay raise. We gave them in<br />
Washington a pay raise. Giving those guys a pay raise makes<br />
as much sense as throwing cold water on a neutered cow.<br />
There was these sperm banks. Sure. Nobel Prize winners. It<br />
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