strawman

XXXXXXXXXXXX,
Red Lodge,
Bury St Edmunds,
Suffolk
IP28 XXX
28th September 2010
Operations Manager,
Forest Heath District Council,
Breckland House,
St Nicholas Street,
Thetford,
Norfolk
IP24 1BT
Re: Account 71146498
Dear Sir,
Please read the following notice thoroughly and carefully before responding. It is a notice. It informs you.
means what it says.
It
The reason why you need to read carefully is simple. I am offering conditional agreement. This removes
controversy, and means that you no longer have any ultimate recourse to a court of law in this matter, because
there is no controversy upon which it could adjudicate. You always have the option of dragging these conditions
into a court of law only to be told that they are, indeed, perfectly lawful. That is, of course, always your
prerogative should you decide to waste your time.
For this reason it is important that you consider and respond to the offer in substance. The 'nearest official form'
will not suffice, and consequently is likely to be ignored by myself without any dishonour on my part.
On the other hand there is a time-limit on the agreement being offered. It is reasonable, and if it runs out then
you and all associated parties are in default, removing any and all lawful excuse on your part for proceeding in this
matter.
For these reasons it is recommended that you carefully consider this notice and respond in substance, which
means actually addressing the points raised herein.
You have apparently made demands upon me.
I do not understand those apparent demands and therefore cannot lawfully fulfil them. I seek clarification of your
document so that I may act according to the law and maintain my entire body of inalienable Natural Rights.
Failure to accept this offer to clarify and to do so completely and in good faith within 10 (ten) days will be deemed
by all parties to mean you and your principal or other parties abandon all demands upon me.
I conditionally accept your offer to agree that I am legal fiction 'person' MR PATRICK KELLY and that I owe £370
for services rendered by your company, upon proof of claim of all of the following:
1. Upon proof of claim that I am a person, and not a human being.
2. Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between a 'human being' and a 'person', legally speaking.
3. Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between 'legal' and a 'lawful'.
4. Upon proof of claim that I am legal fiction 'person' MR PATRICK KELLY, being the entity to which your
paperwork was addressed, and not Patrick: of the Kelly family, as commonly called.
5. Upon proof of claim that I am a member of the society whose statutes and subsisting regulations you are
enforcing.
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