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XXXXXXXXXXXX,
Red Lodge,
Bury St Edmunds,
Suffolk
Near IP28 XXX
18th November 2010
Att. Steven Oxborough,
Forest Heath District Council,
District Office,
College Heath Road,
Mildenhall,
Suffolk
IP28 7EY
NOTICE
Your Ref: 71146498
Dear Steven,
It was very nice meeting you in Bury St Edmunds this morning and the outcome of the hearing was most
interesting. May I draw your attention to the fact that I (the human) was present in the courtroom and the court
ruled that the person liable to pay Council Tax was NOT present in the court. This demonstrates very clearly that I
am NOT the person who has been billed for Council Tax.
As I, the human, have mistakenly been making payments on behalf of this non-existent person, I hereby request
the return of all Council Tax payments made by me since 1/1/07 as they constitute an overpayment, made by me,
the human being.
I invite you to check yourself to confirm that no birth certificate was issued for PATRICK JAMES KELLY in, or
around, the time of my birth. Consequently, it is a perfectly genuine and honest statement that no such legal
person actually exists. I hereby state categorically that there is no such person living at XXXXXXXXXX, Red
Lodge and that none of the goods, chattels or possessions presently at that address belong to this supposed
fictitious person. Additionally, to the best of my knowledge, the fictitious person PATRICK JAMES KELLY does not
have any assets of any kind, and a Bond was not created and traded in that name as is the practice to do for a
fictitious person of that type.
May I remark in passing, that I have received no correspondence from either yourself or the court since your letter
dated 4th November 2010. I am attaching herewith, my Invoice Number 20101101, for my attending today’s
hearing as requested by you, and for this letter. If you have difficulty in establishing the payment amount for
previous Council Tax payments made in error by myself, then I will determine the exact amount and inform you
accordingly.
Yours sincerely,
Patrick of the Kelly family
WITHOUT PREJUDICE
Encls. Invoice Number 20101101
And the accompanying invoice:
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