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XXXXXXXXXXXX,

Red Lodge,

Bury St Edmunds,

Suffolk

Near IP28 XXX

18th November 2010

Att. Steven Oxborough,

Forest Heath District Council,

District Office,

College Heath Road,

Mildenhall,

Suffolk

IP28 7EY

NOTICE

Your Ref: 71146498

Dear Steven,

It was very nice meeting you in Bury St Edmunds this morning and the outcome of the hearing was most

interesting. May I draw your attention to the fact that I (the human) was present in the courtroom and the court

ruled that the person liable to pay Council Tax was NOT present in the court. This demonstrates very clearly that I

am NOT the person who has been billed for Council Tax.

As I, the human, have mistakenly been making payments on behalf of this non-existent person, I hereby request

the return of all Council Tax payments made by me since 1/1/07 as they constitute an overpayment, made by me,

the human being.

I invite you to check yourself to confirm that no birth certificate was issued for PATRICK JAMES KELLY in, or

around, the time of my birth. Consequently, it is a perfectly genuine and honest statement that no such legal

person actually exists. I hereby state categorically that there is no such person living at XXXXXXXXXX, Red

Lodge and that none of the goods, chattels or possessions presently at that address belong to this supposed

fictitious person. Additionally, to the best of my knowledge, the fictitious person PATRICK JAMES KELLY does not

have any assets of any kind, and a Bond was not created and traded in that name as is the practice to do for a

fictitious person of that type.

May I remark in passing, that I have received no correspondence from either yourself or the court since your letter

dated 4th November 2010. I am attaching herewith, my Invoice Number 20101101, for my attending today’s

hearing as requested by you, and for this letter. If you have difficulty in establishing the payment amount for

previous Council Tax payments made in error by myself, then I will determine the exact amount and inform you

accordingly.

Yours sincerely,

Patrick of the Kelly family

WITHOUT PREJUDICE

Encls. Invoice Number 20101101

And the accompanying invoice:

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