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XXXXXXXXXX,
Red Lodge,
Bury St Edmunds,
Suffolk
Near IP28 XXX
7th October 2010
Forest Heath District Council,
Breckland House,
St Nicholas Street,
Thetford,
Norfolk
IP24 1BT
NOTICE
Dear Sirs,
I am today, 7th October 2010, in receipt of an unsigned notice from your company, dated 1st October 2010,
addressed to the legal fiction person “MR PATRICK KELLY” and referring to your account number 71146498. I
am a human being Patrick, of the family Kelly as commonly called, and not the legal fiction person “MR PATRICK
KELLY” with whom you are attempting to communicate.
I have already made a conditional offer to represent the legal fiction person “MR PATRICK KELLY” in this matter
provided that you can demonstrate that I am not a human being but instead am the legal fiction person “MR
PATRICK KELLY”. I have received no evidence whatsoever to that effect at this time.
I note with interest, your indication that you might invite a court to offer it’s service to arbitrate in a dispute between
us. However, as I have already offered conditional agreement, there is no dispute between us and so there is
nothing upon which any court could adjudicate and so the services of a third party will not be required.
I should be obliged if you would in future, address any correspondence to myself, the human being, Patrick, of the
family Kelly, rather than to the legal fiction person “MR PATRICK KELLY”, which, if it exists, is not capable of
reading or responding.
Patrick: of the Kelly family
WITHOUT PREJUDICE, i.e. all Natural Inalienable Rights Reserved
Encl: Original paperwork as received.
And then to the Mildenhall office:
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