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Rencontres à part: Films, personnages et spectateurs de Woody Allen.

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tel-00483686, version 1 - 16 May 2010<br />

Kleinman sort <strong>de</strong>s pièces <strong>de</strong> monnaie, essaie <strong>de</strong> faire son tour, échoue, recommence, les<br />

pièces volent, il panique.<br />

KLEINMAN This is, you know- I‘m not as good as I once- Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is<br />

because I‘m nervous.<br />

ALMSTEAD This is a beginning, hey, yes, of course it is! Now, you assisted Almstead in a<br />

critical time. I am still bewil<strong>de</strong>red at his miraculous escape.<br />

Il se tourne vers l’homme qui est avec lui, qui se trouve <strong>de</strong> dos au milieu, cadré <strong>à</strong> hauteur <strong>de</strong>s<br />

épaules, tandis que Kleinman continue d’essayer <strong>de</strong> faire son tour.<br />

MAN My theory is that we did som<strong>et</strong>hing to <strong>de</strong>serve all this.<br />

IRMY (Off) Oh, that‘s crazy.<br />

KLEINMAN Theories, that‘s all I hear on that, theories and questions.<br />

MAN What‘s your theory?<br />

KLEINMAN My theory is that nothing good is going to happen as long as we don‘t catch<br />

him.<br />

ALMSTEAD So Mr Kleinman, you wish to assist the Great Almstead?<br />

KLEINMAN Watch this. (Il rate son tour encore une fois.) I would love to, but believe me,<br />

I, I, you know, I can‘t just run away and join the circus.<br />

L’homme <strong>à</strong> la casqu<strong>et</strong>te se r<strong>et</strong>ourne, marche vers la droite. La caméra le suit. Il va prendre<br />

une bouteille dans un coffre.<br />

MAN What‘s wrong with a circus? You travel, you drink, there‘re beautiful women.<br />

Il revient vers les trois autres. Irmy est <strong>de</strong> dos <strong>à</strong> gauche <strong>de</strong> Kleinman.<br />

KLEINMAN Yeah, you know, I‘m not going to join a circus, you know, I have to go back<br />

to town and join the real life.<br />

IRMY Like what? What ?<br />

KLEINMAN You know what, you know what, what, what kind of a question is that? I can<br />

marry my landlady, run a boarding house…<br />

ALMSTEAD Arrh… Yes, the gray hat. Sooner or later we all must put on the gray hat of<br />

compromise.<br />

KLEINMAN And believe me, I‘m flattered by your offer, but I- You know, at heart I‘m a<br />

clerk, you know, I‘m an ink-stained wr<strong>et</strong>ch, that‘s what it is in the end.<br />

Il sort du champ par la gauche. Mouvement <strong>de</strong> caméra vers la droite, vers Almstead.<br />

ALMSTEAD So you do not wish to apprentice with the Immortal Almstead, hey? Well,<br />

you know, they come from-<br />

L’homme <strong>à</strong> la casqu<strong>et</strong>te passe <strong>de</strong>vant lui, vient se placer <strong>à</strong> sa gauche <strong>et</strong> se tourne vers lui.<br />

ALMSTEAD … all Europe to see me, even the crowned heads. I once produced a rabbit<br />

from b<strong>et</strong>ween-<br />

Il porte les mains <strong>à</strong> sa poitrine pour suggérer une paire <strong>de</strong> seins.<br />

ALMSTEAD … the bosoms of the Queen of Denmark.<br />

L’homme en casqu<strong>et</strong>te lui passe la bouteille.<br />

ALMSTEAD A small rabbit. Small bosoms.<br />

Il boit une gran<strong>de</strong> rasa<strong>de</strong> au goulot. La musique <strong>de</strong> Kurt Weill reprend. Elle ne s’arrêtera<br />

plus jusqu’<strong>à</strong> la fin, variant simplement en volume sonore.<br />

Plan 22.<br />

Irmy <strong>et</strong> Kleinman s’avance, en pied, tout en parlant.<br />

KLEINMAN How could I join the circus? You know, it‘s crazy. Though I must say-<br />

Ils s’arrêtent, en plan américain, Irmy se tourne vers lui.<br />

KLEINMAN … to be Almstead‘s assistant would be… No it‘s crazy, it‘s just a dream.<br />

Il pousse un profond soupir.<br />

IRMY Well, I don‘t know if we‘re gonna be passing through this way again…<br />

Kleinman hoche la tête, soupire, lui tend la main.<br />

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