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20 SPECULUM<br />

indicate unequivocal myocardial infarction.<br />

This patient had a classical history <strong>of</strong><br />

cardiac infarction, with fall in B.P., later<br />

leucocytosis, temperature rise and elevation<br />

<strong>of</strong> sedimentation rate, and in fact, was being<br />

treated for myocardial infarction in spite <strong>of</strong><br />

non-support electrocardiographically in the<br />

standard leads. This situation arises in<br />

approximately 15-20 per cent. <strong>of</strong> cases.<br />

* *<br />

A POEM<br />

Tell me not, sweet, I am unkind,<br />

That from the nunnery<br />

Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind<br />

To other arms I fly.<br />

True, a new mistress now I chase,<br />

The finest in the field,<br />

And with a stronger faith embrace<br />

—With a penicillin shield.<br />

Yet this inconsistency is such,<br />

Doubt not you I adore,<br />

I could not love thee, dear, so much<br />

Love I dishonour more.<br />

J.M.<br />

PATIENT'S LAMENT<br />

•<br />

I've just had an operation,<br />

Squeaked the patient in Ward Four,<br />

Last night they took them both away,<br />

And left me feeling sore.<br />

For many years they'd hung around,<br />

Inseparable companions,<br />

Like Jack and Jill or Pat and Mike,<br />

Or even steak and onions!<br />

But now these good old days have gone,<br />

I cannot raise my head,<br />

Than ever part with one <strong>of</strong> them<br />

I might as well be dead.<br />

They're pickled, look, in alcohol,<br />

And stand upon a shelf.<br />

Why did the Surgeon's knife remove<br />

The best part <strong>of</strong> myself?<br />

Why did that callous blade <strong>of</strong> steel<br />

Ignoring all my moans,<br />

Plunge swiftly to my very gall,<br />

And take away my stones!<br />

CAPRICADE.<br />

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MEDICAL AGENTS<br />

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FEDERAL SECRETARIAT PTY. LTD.<br />

(B. A. CUSACK)<br />

M.L.C. BUILDINGS, 303 COLLINS ST., MELBOURNE<br />

• Practices Transferred<br />

• Partnerships Arranged<br />

• Assistantships Organised<br />

• Locum Tenens Provided<br />

1<br />

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PHONE : MB 1131<br />

AFTER HOURS : FX 3668<br />

Managing 2:'irecior —<br />

B. A. CUSACK

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