Speculum - University of Melbourne

88 SPECULUM
as I do now" (nothing). Two of our members
had to see the Dean after "wrecking
Frankston Orthopoedic". (It's just as well we
didn't really let our hair down).
After three months, we reversed positions,
and each respective group was happier
with the change.
At the Women's the four solo players
changed to all night pontoon schools punctuated
by odd sorties into the labour wards
to satisfy either S.L.T. or the labour ward
sister (who were often given satisfaction
elsewhere, perhaps more expertly by our
friends from the Alfred).
One of the highlights was, perhaps, S.L.T's
embarrassment on jumping out of a lift full
of students to abuse two white clad figures
only to find out they were male physios. The
prof. apparently thought that he had found
two of the gang who had successfully eluded
him for five weeks.
At the closing party , things got a little
rough and one of the four solo players
became the first male adult patient treated
in Emergency at the Women's Hospital.
Now back at Prince Henry's we are settling
down to some solid work. In conclusion,
we would like to offer congratulations to
Lloyd and Maurie on getting engaged.
A young man on his first date with a
rather flat chested maiden, started to get
fresh.
"Here, here," she said
"Where, where?" he said.
* * *
Boy, was he mad at his wife. He turned
her across his lap, raised her dress, lifted his
spanking hand . . . and forgot what he was
mad about.
Radiological Media
by G laxo
DIONOSIL
MYODIL
PHENIODOL
PYELOSIL
PYELECTAN
bronchography
myelography
cholecystography
Inj. diodone B.P.
Inj. idodoxyl B.P.
FIFTH YEAR
The class notes every year to scribble
A willing soul one has to find,
In 'final year' who's got the time
To write these flamin' things in rhyme.
Well here goes, just once again
To speak a little of mice and men,
A little bit of that and this
If you don't read the rest you'll nothing
miss.
Now some words about the work
To say the least it could drive you berserk.
Gynae. and Surg., 'Stets and Med.
How will I ever get it all into my head?
Forsenic Med. we have mastered.
What to do with alcoholics, plastered.
Arson, vice, crime and sin
Who was that who said that he enjoyed
Gin?
We've been to the "Women's" and we've
been to the "Kid's"
And we've also been out in G.P.,
But glad were we all when we did return
To see the new Radiogram at Prince
Henry.
Presentation of cases, has become second
nature
Adept we have been at this game.
Inspection, palpitation, percussion and listen
All over the world its the same.
Tradition has it, that in year notes we write
Every name in the group of distinction,
But they are nine staunch and true, and I
can't separate them for you,
So the lot I will forthwith now mention.
Y. L. LEE and LEON C.,
And PHIL. and PETER and TONY.
Then there's MAX and there's KEN, and
two more mighty men,
By the names of DAVID and BARRY.
In closing we'll say "Good Luck" to Prince
Henry's,
Some solo and beer for St. V's,
Hurrah, for Lorraine and her lolly-legs too
And a wish to you all that these exams
we get through!