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and has returned to his old habits. Bill tells
us that if we want to get our fair share
Queensland is the place.
The parking situation is worse, but "Nohole"
T. came up with a good suggestion,
even if it was anatomically impossible.
Robin H's. old man gave the year an Anatomy
lecture, Robin walked in the door, took
one look at the lecturer and said "I've seen
THAT bloke somewhere before!" George
S., when seen critically examining the
Anatomy School lavatories for data for his
article in next issue stated "What me? I'm
not a perv.!"
We hear that General Motors have offered
both Wally K. and Roger K. jobs in
their styling department — as if we couldn't
guess who they were rooting at the boatraces
("Rooting" means "Barracking", you nasty
minded, illiterate people, e.g. "Let's root
for the home team" or, as in the definition of
the vegetarian sailor who "eats roots, shoots
and leaves").
Toni C. helped Lee Saxon put on a good
show in the Union Theatre. First term
vac. saw most of the female members of our
year down at a house party at Sorrento.
Eve kept them all on the straight and narrow.
Rosemary, Joan and Terry formed their
unual trio. More of "No-hole": In drunken
stupor and making amorous advances to an
engaged air-hostess he was asked what he
was going to do when he graduated. "I'm
going to be a gynaecologist, because that's
the only way I'd get any sex!" K. M.
reckons work is pretty heavy this year and
leaving Div. 1A is almost a case of "out
with the fat and into the fyre(?)!" "Wophole"
M. is just crazy on an interstate Florence
Nightingale.
Although we hope everyone is successful
in September, we mainly wish a lot of luck
to those among us who are drunkards, pornographers,
perverts, sadists, vagrants, jailbirds,
homosexuals, arsonists, maniac
speedsters, bludgers and all other immoral
unsavory characters — best of luck boys!
* *
This Actually Happened: The following
records were heard over the National Radio
Station one evening in the following order
exactly:
Don't look at me that way.
You do something to me.
Let's do it.
Don't tell a soul.
Please, do it again.
Don't blame me.
M S S COMMITTEE, 1958
President
M.B., Ch.B. (Edin.), M.Sc.,
Secretary
Treasurer
Editor of Speculum
Medical Medleys' Production
Sports Representative
Pre-Clinical Women's Representative
Clinical Women's Representative
Year Representatives:
Pre-Medical
Div. IA
Div. I
Hospital Representatives:
R.M.H.
A.H.
St. V.H.
P.H.H.
S.R.C. Medical Representative
PROF. M. R. EWING
F.R.C.S. (Edin.), F.R.C.S., F.R.A.C.S.
N. SUTHERLAND
J. WRIGHT-SMITH
J. W. SMITH
E. COOPER, R. BUCKLE
C. CZARNY
JANICE PEELER
CYNTHIA MOORE
E. HEFFERNAN
W. WHITE
C. MORRIS
G. TREVAKS
G. CONRON
A. MacLEOD
P. RUBENSTEIN
I. SIGGINS