Speculum - University of Melbourne

SPECULUM 89
spicula
Surgeon, to patient with fistula in ano:
"How did you get this, my man?"
Patient: "I think it must have been affection,
Doc."
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". . . the U.S.S.R. is (next to the U.S.)
incomparably the greatest suppository in the
world."—"The Herald."
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THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED—
Last year's "SPECULUM" carried an
article on the OS PENIS.
Young med. girl saw the name, wondered,
and then commented: "I didn't know
that they came in sizes!"
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"THE SUN," 21/6/58—
Mr. Gary Cooper, a lively 57, complains
that he is not getting enough.
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Recent Schoolteachers' Conference: Adolescents
shouldn't date before they are 16.
Sweet young Physio to Med. 1 Male:
"You are your great long coccyx!"
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There was a young lady called Fozzet,
Who paid 2d. to go to a closet,
When she got there,
She only passed air,
It wasn't worth it—was it?
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Thomas A'Beckett must have led a very
dissipatld life—three nights killed him.
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"SUN," 21/7/58:
JAI' SEAMEN RADIOACTIVE?
Up as atom!
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"GET THE THUMBS UP AGAIN"
—Adelaide daily.
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Young med. bloke to female member of
clergy: "May I kiss you?"
"Yes, so long as you don't get into the
habit".
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Pathology practical class:
R. W.: "I didn't think surgeons ever
masqueraded as pathologists"
Mr. K. Br--ly : "We prostitute ourselves
sometimes, old man!"
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Pansy : "For one who never knows what
she wants, my wife's surprisingly adept at
getting it."