Speculum - University of Melbourne
Speculum - University of Melbourne
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76 SPECULUM<br />
At last you reach<br />
The final year,<br />
You sober up,<br />
Won't have a beer,<br />
But constipation<br />
And dissipation<br />
Makes you a doctor.<br />
Finale:<br />
There's No Medleys<br />
Like Med. Medleys<br />
Tune: "There's No Business Like Show<br />
Business"<br />
There's no business like med. business,<br />
Like no shambles we know,<br />
Everything about it is revealing<br />
All the clues that Siddy can instil,<br />
Nowhere can you get that happy feeling<br />
When you are stealing that extra thrill.<br />
There's no people like med. people<br />
Like no boozes we've done,<br />
All the boys are ready when you say you'll<br />
shout,<br />
You'll soon find out, they like their stout,<br />
But when it comes to paying up they all<br />
hang out,<br />
But let's have piles <strong>of</strong> fun.<br />
A BRITISH RESEARCH<br />
ACHIEVEMENT<br />
Working in conjunction with the<br />
Medical Research Council, chemists<br />
<strong>of</strong> the Glaxo Laboratories developed<br />
a synthesis <strong>of</strong> cortisone from hecogenin,<br />
which is obtained from the<br />
juice <strong>of</strong> sisal leaves.<br />
All Glaxo Cortelan (cortisone),<br />
Efcortelan (hydrocortisone,) Delta-<br />
Cortelan (prednisone), and Delta-<br />
Efcortelan (prednisolone) preparations<br />
are manufactured from materials produced<br />
by this new British synthesis.<br />
The pan-rooms, the theatres, the patients,<br />
the smell,<br />
The cigarettes you always seem to lend,<br />
The ward rounds, the students, the orderlies<br />
—ah, well.<br />
Who's caring, for the year is at an end.<br />
The nurses who will give the studes a bit,<br />
Ah, bless their souls—tonight they'll make<br />
a hit.<br />
There're no subjects like Med. subjects,<br />
Like no subjects we know,<br />
None <strong>of</strong> them are worth the trouble learning,<br />
Think <strong>of</strong> Physiol. and Biochem.<br />
All the notes are only fit for burning,<br />
What <strong>of</strong> the lecturers? We've finished them.<br />
There's no fooling or no drooling that our<br />
Pr<strong>of</strong>s. ever shun,<br />
Never was there such a mouldy lot,<br />
They're always ready to drink a pot,<br />
And what's more they'll take you down for<br />
all you've got.<br />
We're having Piles <strong>of</strong> Fun.<br />
The doctors, the sisters, the nurses, the lot,<br />
Will keep you on the run from morn till<br />
night.<br />
The lectures, the clinics, the P.M.s, so what,<br />
Tonight's the night we'll give the fright a<br />
bite.<br />
We're fit and well and rearing for the<br />
chance,<br />
The booze is waiting, let's get down and<br />
dance.<br />
There's no medleys like Med. Medleys,<br />
Like no medleys we know.<br />
Never has there been a show so daring,<br />
Never has there been a grander cast.<br />
You orta guess by all the bloomin' swearing<br />
That we have finished the show at last.<br />
We hope you have had fun, too, and still<br />
vote us number one,<br />
Thanks to all who helped us to this final<br />
night<br />
It's sad that some should have died <strong>of</strong><br />
fright,<br />
As for all the rest <strong>of</strong> us, well boy we're<br />
tight,<br />
We've had Piles <strong>of</strong> Fun.