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98 | Turbulent Adolescence<br />
My new slogan: Success breeds litigation.<br />
I have a new respect for the lawyers’ point <strong>of</strong> view. Sometimes<br />
what matters most is getting to a conclusion so that<br />
everyone can move on.<br />
Suppose you accidentally bought a stolen TV. Let’s say<br />
you bought it at a reputable store, so it’s not like you went to<br />
a bad part <strong>of</strong> town and got 80 percent <strong>of</strong>f from a guy selling<br />
stuff from the back <strong>of</strong> his van. A year later, the original owner<br />
somehow finds you, and he wants his TV. You didn’t do anything<br />
wrong, so you think the old owner should leave you<br />
alone and go hunt down whoever stole it. But he argues that<br />
he didn’t do anything wrong either, and since the TV was his<br />
first, he wants it back.<br />
As a society we need a process to determine who gets the<br />
TV so that both sides can move on with their lives. Laws are<br />
not necessarily about right and wrong. Laws are simply the<br />
operating system <strong>of</strong> the country.<br />
That’s all fine for this example, where neither person did<br />
anything wrong, but what if your moral intuition says one<br />
person was good and the other person evil. Then shouldn’t<br />
you worry about right and wrong? The lawyer’s response is,<br />
“That’s not my job. Congress passes the laws. As a lawyer, I<br />
only care what the law actually says.”<br />
To put it in computer terms, Congress is the programmer,<br />
laws are the program, and the courtroom—lawyers, judge, and<br />
jury—are the computer that runs the program. Blame Micros<strong>of</strong>t<br />
for that blue screen, not Dell. This analogy convinced me<br />
that the problem is Congress and not the lawyers.<br />
Still, I think it’s wrong if nobody worries about “moral<br />
bugs” in the legal code. It may not be the lawyer’s job, but if