German Catalog 2006 USE THIS ONE.qxp - Michael Skurnik Wines
German Catalog 2006 USE THIS ONE.qxp - Michael Skurnik Wines
German Catalog 2006 USE THIS ONE.qxp - Michael Skurnik Wines
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6<br />
Continuing New Approach to Tasting Notes<br />
At the moment we see something beautiful, we undergo<br />
a radical decentering. Beauty, according to<br />
[Simone] Weil, requires us ‘to give up our imaginary<br />
position as the center . . .’ What happens, happens to<br />
our bodies. When we come upon beautiful things . . .<br />
they act like small tears in the surface of the world that<br />
pull us through to some vaster space . . . or they lift us<br />
. . . letting the ground rotate beneath us several inches,<br />
so that when we land, we find we are standing in a<br />
different relation to the world than we were a moment<br />
before. It is not that we cease to stand at the center of<br />
the world, for we never stood there. It is that we cease<br />
to stand even at the center of our own world. We willingly<br />
cede ground to the thing that stands before us.<br />
-Elaine Scarry<br />
A friend of mine sent me this funny bit of verse:<br />
Introduction to Poetry<br />
I asked them to take a poem<br />
and hold it to the light<br />
like a color slide<br />
or press an ear against its hive<br />
I say drop a mouse into a poem<br />
and watch him probe his way out<br />
or walk inside a poem’s room<br />
and feel the walls for a light switch<br />
I want them to water ski<br />
across the surface of a poem<br />
waving at the authors name on the shore<br />
But all they want to do<br />
is tie the poem to a chair with a rope<br />
and torture a confession out of it<br />
They begin beating it with a hose<br />
to find out what it really means<br />
It’s kinda funny if you substitute the word “wine”<br />
for the word “poem.” Try it.<br />
A tasting note can be two things, either a depiction<br />
of how it was to taste (or drink) the wine, perhaps including<br />
how it tasted, or a mere dissection of flavors. The latter<br />
strikes me as useless, unless it’s attached to a specific<br />
purpose such as giving you some clue about what to buy.<br />
Otherwise, sorry; I don’t want to read your tasting notes.<br />
I don’t like reading my own. Think about it: to what purpose<br />
are you going to put descriptions-of-flavors? On<br />
March 13th at 10:35am a certain wine tasted to a certain<br />
person like candied yak spleens dipped in sorghum.<br />
What’s the value of this information? Will the wine smell<br />
and taste identically to you, weeks months or years later?<br />
Put another way, if I’m trying to describe Scheurebe<br />
to you, which is the more useful description? 1)<br />
Scheurebe has flavors of red and blackcurrant, sage,<br />
pink grapefruit, passion-fruit (when very ripe), or . . . 2)<br />
Scheurebe tastes like Riesling would taste, if Riesling<br />
were a transvestite? Well sure, both of course, but what if<br />
you could only have one, and what if you needed to<br />
make someone curious?<br />
One thing I find utterly impossible is writing notes<br />
for intensely sweet concentrated young wines. Even my<br />
beloved Eisweins reduce me to an inarticulate funk. How<br />
does anyone manage it? How do you distinguish among<br />
fifteen TBAs, all of which taste more or less like whiteraisin<br />
and fig liqueur? I find it hard enough to select<br />
among them, let alone to froth and spume over them. I<br />
key off of clarity and form, and hope you won’t notice if<br />
my notes are mumbly.<br />
I know you sometimes use me to discern what you<br />
want to buy, and believe me I want to be helpful. But do<br />
you really buy wine because it tastes “like boysenberrys<br />
and pork-snouts?” Wouldn’t you rather know the wine<br />
“danced like Gandhi would have had there been discos<br />
in Calcutta?” Well it’s what I’d rather tell you, so get over<br />
it. That, or I’ll take my cue from shampoo bottles, and if<br />
I like a wine just write, “Open, drink, repeat.”<br />
I used to care a great deal about writing tasting notes<br />
as much for my own writer’s ego as for the actual wines. I<br />
searched for ever-more esoteric associations so you would<br />
be impressed with my palate. I strove for pretty language<br />
so you’d think I was a good writer. Sometimes I actually<br />
wrote well, and sometimes the wine actually did taste like<br />
“polyvinyl siding in direct sunlight on a Fall day with an