German Catalog 2006 USE THIS ONE.qxp - Michael Skurnik Wines
German Catalog 2006 USE THIS ONE.qxp - Michael Skurnik Wines
German Catalog 2006 USE THIS ONE.qxp - Michael Skurnik Wines
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subject: why riesling?<br />
A) Because if you grow it where it’s at home, Riesling comes out<br />
of the ground already perfect. Don’t need no face-lift, depilating,<br />
tummy-tucks or pancake-makeup. Not like some other<br />
grape variety we could name that rhymes with “hard-on-YAY”<br />
B) Because Riesling exists to make food taste better. Compare<br />
with adolescent narccisistic grape varieties that only want to<br />
draw attention to their adorable SELF.<br />
C) Because Riesling knows soil more intimately than any other grape, and because Riesling is<br />
more articulate than any other grape in conveying soil right into your palpitating palate. Go on,<br />
SOIL YOUR PALATE with Riesling.<br />
D) Because Riesling attracts the kinds of vintners who do NOT need to prove to you what throbbing<br />
hot-shots they are by how neatly they can diddle technology. With Riesling, nature RULES.<br />
In the cellar, less is more.<br />
E) Because Riesling is genuine, organically linked to the ground, whole in itself, resistant to<br />
fancy-pants machines, because it survives frost, because it ripens late in the Fall when everything<br />
is taut and crisp and golden, because Riesling wines are the afterglow of the contented world.<br />
F) Because YOU will be a deeper, happier person when you drink these wines. There’s no ego<br />
and no affect between them and you. They simply display their uncanny complexities in a manner<br />
so infectious you can’t HELP responding with your OWN complexity; suddenly your mindheart-soul<br />
expands and the world seems like a far more intricate and fascinating place than it<br />
was just moments before.<br />
G) Because, take it from me, a lifetime of Riesling drinking will make you a nicer person, a better-informed<br />
citizen, a finer lead guitarist, a better hitter with an 0-2 count, a MUCH better lover;<br />
you’ll balance your checkbook, avoid Jury duty, change the oil on your car every 3000 miles,<br />
never dawdle in the left lane, root for the home team and make bread from scratch. The real<br />
question isn’t “WHY Riesling”? It’s WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR????