German Catalog 2006 USE THIS ONE.qxp - Michael Skurnik Wines
German Catalog 2006 USE THIS ONE.qxp - Michael Skurnik Wines
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Belgium, and they immediately run out of wine. And let’s<br />
say I have some excess inventory. Of course it makes<br />
sense to “reallocate” that inventory. And here’s how it<br />
should happen:<br />
I contact Selbach offering him some of my wine if he<br />
needs it for Belgium. Would he like to contact his Belgian<br />
importer, or would it save him the trouble if I did so directly?<br />
Here’s how it should not happen. I broadcast emails to<br />
every retailer in Belgium offering them the wine, bypassing the<br />
importer my partner wants to work with and ignoring any<br />
wishes he has about how his wine gets sold. Some friend I am!<br />
“It’s a BRAVE NEW WORLD, BAY-BEE; eat my dust!” Out of<br />
one side of my mouth I’m pontificating about the “free market”<br />
and touting my credentials as “consumer-champion” and out of<br />
the other side I’m just a hyena scavenging for business because<br />
I smelled carrion somewhere, blithely disregarding any norms<br />
of courtesy toward a grower whose loyalty I asked for!<br />
And I have the gall to say the other guy’s greedy.<br />
There is only one true reason to defend gray-marketing,<br />
and it’s the one I promise you will never hear.<br />
Gray-marketing happens because certain people cannot<br />
stand anyone getting between them and the product they<br />
want. “Who is the gormless importer to tell me what I can<br />
and can’t get!” (“Um, he is the person the actual producer<br />
of said wine wants to have selling it exclusively,” I might<br />
suggest, if I thought it’d be heard.)<br />
There are only two reasons to indulge in gray-marketing.<br />
A) ego, and B) profit-motive. Ego, because you<br />
have to show at all costs that you have the cojones to get<br />
the Product no matter whom you have to screw. And<br />
profit-motive because nobody gray-markets anything<br />
they’ll ever have to work to sell. Oh no! The wine’s<br />
already sold itself; all this dog needs is to purvey it.<br />
Do business with them if you like, or if you must.<br />
Sometimes you need a swine to lead you to the truffles.<br />
Just do NOT let them tell you they’re doing it for you,<br />
because they care so passionately about great wine and<br />
are working toward a Utopia where no one makes too<br />
much money at it. If you believe that, I have a golf course<br />
on Three Mile Island to sell you.<br />
“Have I got a deal . . . just for you!”<br />
I continually resist seeing my wines as Things or<br />
products. That’s why I don’t care whether the same wine<br />
is good every year. If wine A isn’t happnin’ this year,<br />
wine B will be, and I’ll just take the better one. This can<br />
perplex or annoy growers who are into “marketing,” but<br />
that’s a dangerous tendency for a vintner in any case and<br />
it can lead to ruffled feathers.<br />
It boils down to an entirely practical consideration:<br />
SELLING GERMAN WINES IS TOO MUCH TROUBLE<br />
TO BE WORTH DOING EXCEPT FOR THE VERY<br />
BEST. Otherwise, good grief! There’s easier ways to<br />
bang your fool head against a wall.<br />
I mean, my own palate is fallible enough without<br />
being false to it. At least you know I went nuts over every<br />
one of these wines. I have to be able to defend the choice,<br />
every choice. That’s why I put my name in weensy letters<br />
on the back label.<br />
Other than this uncompromising pig-headedness, I<br />
actually have a few principles I’d like to share with you.<br />
1. I won’t offer you a wine I haven’t tasted, nor a<br />
wine I don’t fully endorse. I make one exception to this<br />
rule. If we oversell a wine and a producer offers the new<br />
vintage as a substitute, I’ll sometimes accept the substitute<br />
un-tasted if the grower’s track record makes the<br />
wine a sure-thing.<br />
2. I select my growers and their wines based on quality<br />
alone. No other reason.<br />
3. I am essentially apathetic with respect to growers’<br />
associations. Many of them are sincere and they<br />
sometimes mean well and do good, but just as often it’s<br />
a way to strut, and life’s too short for that crap.<br />
Growers associations can be helpful in prospecting,<br />
but all I really care about is what’s in the glass, not on<br />
the capsule.<br />
4. I buy wines, not labels. Every place is<br />
unknown until you know it. Who the hell heard of all<br />
those little appellations in southern France until a few<br />
years ago? I don’t go out of my way looking for the<br />
obscure, but I won’t be deterred by obscurity, and I<br />
hope you agree.<br />
5. I don’t fuss at all over the amount of sweetness<br />
which is or isn’t in my selections. The wines are balanced<br />
or they’re not. These wines are!