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“Catch-22” <strong>By</strong> <strong>Joseph</strong> Heller 201<br />
the long lead weights suspended from pulleys over him and by the frayed black hole in<br />
the bandages over his mouth. He had, in fact, hardly changed at all. There was the<br />
same zinc pipe rising from the hard stone mass over his groin and leading to the clear<br />
glass jar on the floor. There was the same clear glass jar on a pole dripping fluid into<br />
him through the crook of his elbow. Yossarian would recognize him anywhere. He<br />
wondered who he was.<br />
‘There’s no one inside!’ Dunbar yelled out at him unexpectedly.<br />
Yossarian felt his heart skip a beat and his legs grow weak. ‘What are you talking<br />
about?’ he shouted with dread, stunned by the haggard, sparking anguish in Dunbar’s<br />
eyes and by his crazed look of wild shock and horror. ‘Are you nuts or something? What<br />
the hell do you mean, there’s no one inside?’<br />
‘They’ve stolen him away!’ Dunbar shouted back. ‘He’s hollow inside, like a chocolate<br />
soldier. They just took him away and left those bandages there.’<br />
‘Why should they do that?’<br />
‘Why do they do anything?’<br />
‘They’ve stolen him away!’ screamed someone else, and people all over the ward<br />
began screaming, ‘They’ve stolen him away. They’ve stolen him away!’<br />
‘Go back to your beds,’ Nurse Duckett pleaded with Dunbar and Yossarian, pushing<br />
feebly against Yossarian’s chest. ‘Please go back to your beds.’<br />
‘You’re crazy!’ Yossarian shouted angrily at Dunbar. ‘What the hell makes you say<br />
that?’<br />
‘Did anyone see him?’ Dunbar demanded with sneering fervor.<br />
‘You saw him, didn’t you?’ Yossarian said to Nurse Duckett. ‘Tell Dunbar there’s<br />
someone inside.’<br />
‘Lieutenant Schmulker is inside,’ Nurse Duckett said. ‘He’s burned all over.’<br />
‘Did she see him?’<br />
‘You saw him, didn’t you?’<br />
‘The doctor who bandaged him saw him.’<br />
‘Go get him, will you? Which doctor was it?’ Nurse Duckett reacted to the question<br />
with a startled gasp. ‘The doctor isn’t even here!’ she exclaimed. ‘The patient was<br />
brought to us that way from a field hospital.’<br />
‘You see?’ cried Nurse Cramer. ‘There’s no one inside!’<br />
‘There’s no one inside!’ yelled Hungry Joe, and began stamping on the floor.<br />
Dunbar broke through and leaped up furiously on the soldier in white’s bed to see for<br />
himself, pressing his gleaming eye down hungrily against the tattered black hole in the<br />
shell of white bandages. He was still bent over staring with one eye into the lightless,<br />
unstirring void of the soldier in white’s mouth when the doctors and the M.P.s came<br />
running to help Yossarian pull him away. The doctors wore guns at the waist. The<br />
guards carried carbines and rifles with which they shoved and jolted the crowd of<br />
muttering patients back. A stretcher on wheels was there, and the solder in white was<br />
lifted out of bed skillfully and rolled out of sight in a matter of seconds. The doctors and<br />
M.P.s moved through the ward assuring everyone that everything was all right.<br />
Nurse Duckett plucked Yossarian’s arm and whispered to him furtively to meet her in<br />
the broom closet outside in the corridor. Yossarian rejoiced when he heard her. He<br />
thought Nurse Duckett finally wanted to get laid and pulled her skirt up the second they<br />
were alone in the broom closet, but she pushed him away. She had urgent news about<br />
Dunbar.<br />
‘They’re going to disappear him,’ she said.<br />
Yossarian squinted at her uncomprehendingly. ‘They’re what?’ he asked in surprise,<br />
and laughed uneasily. ‘What does that mean?’<br />
‘I don’t know. I heard them talking behind a door.’<br />
‘Who?’<br />
‘I don’t know. I couldn’t see them. I just heard them say they were going to disappear<br />
Dunbar.’<br />
‘Why are they going to disappear him?’