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“Catch-22” <strong>By</strong> <strong>Joseph</strong> Heller 228<br />
corner lamp post had died, spilling gloom over half the street, throwing everything visible<br />
off balance. On the other side of the intersection, a man was beating a dog with a stick<br />
like the man who was beating the horse with a whip in Raskolnikov’s dream. Yossarian<br />
strained helplessly not to see or hear. The dog whimpered and squealed in brute,<br />
dumbfounded hysteria at the end of an old Manila rope and groveled and crawled on its<br />
belly without resisting, but the man beat it and beat it anyway with his heavy, flat stick. A<br />
small crowd watched. A squat woman stepped out and asked him please to stop. ‘Mind<br />
your own business,’ the man barked gruffly, lifting his stick as though he might beat her<br />
too, and the woman retreated sheepishly with an abject and humiliated air. Yossarian<br />
quickened his pace to get away, almost ran. The night was filled with horrors, and he<br />
thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a<br />
psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts, like a victim through a prison full of thieves. What<br />
a welcome sight a leper must have been! At the next corner a man was beating a small<br />
boy brutally in the midst of an immobile crowd of adult spectators who made no effort to<br />
intervene. Yossarian recoiled with sickening recognition. He was certain he had<br />
witnessed that same horrible scene sometime before. Déjà vu? The<br />
sinister coincidence shook him and filled him with doubt and dread. It was the same<br />
scene he had witnessed a block before, although everything in it seemed quite different.<br />
What in the world was happening? Would a squat woman step out and ask the man to<br />
please stop? Would he raise his hand to strike her and would she retreat? Nobody<br />
moved. The child cried steadily as though in drugged misery. The man kept knocking<br />
him down with hard, resounding open-palm blows to the head, then jerking him up to his<br />
feet in order to knock him down again. No one in the sullen, cowering crowd seemed to<br />
care enough about the stunned and beaten boy to interfere. The child was no more than<br />
nine. One drab woman was weeping silently into a dirty dish towel. The boy was<br />
emaciated and needed a haircut. Bright-red blood was streaming from both ears.<br />
Yossarian crossed quickly to the other side of the immense avenue to escape the<br />
nauseating sight and found himself walking on human teeth lying on the drenched,<br />
glistening pavement near splotches of blood kept sticky by the pelting raindrops poking<br />
each one like sharp fingernails. Molars and broken incisors lay scattered everywhere.<br />
He circled on tiptoe the grotesque debris and came near a doorway containing a crying<br />
soldier holding a saturated handkerchief to his mouth, supported as he sagged by two<br />
other soldiers waiting in grave impatience for the military ambulance that finally came<br />
clanging up with amber fog lights on and passed them by for an altercation on the next<br />
block between a civilian Italian with books and a slew of civilian policemen with armlocks<br />
and clubs. The screaming, struggling civilian was a dark man with a face white as flour<br />
from fear. His eyes were pulsating in hectic desperation, flapping like bat’s wings, as the<br />
many tall policemen seized him by the arms and legs and lifted him up. His books were<br />
spilled on the ground.<br />
‘Help!’ he shrieked shrilly in a voice strangling in its own emotion, as the policemen<br />
carried him to the open doors in the rear of the ambulance and threw him inside. ‘Police!<br />
Help! Police!’ The doors were shut and bolted, and the ambulance raced away. There<br />
was a humorless irony in the ludicrous panic of the man screaming for help to the police<br />
while policemen were all around him. Yossarian smiled wryly at the futile and ridiculous<br />
cry for aid, then saw with a start that the words were ambiguous, realized with alarm that<br />
they were not, perhaps, intended as a call for police but as a heroic warning from the<br />
grave by a doomed friend to everyone who was not a policeman with a club and a gun<br />
and a mob of other policemen with clubs and guns to back him up. ‘Help! Police!’ the<br />
man had cried, and he could have been shouting of danger. Yossarian responded to the<br />
thought by slipping away stealthily from the police and almost tripped over the feet of a<br />
burly woman of forty hastening across the intersection guiltily, darting furtive, vindictive<br />
glances behind her toward a woman of eighty with thick, bandaged ankles doddering<br />
after her in a losing pursuit. The old woman was gasping for breath as she minced along<br />
and muttering to herself in distracted agitation. There was no mistaking the nature of the<br />
scene; it was a chase. The triumphant first woman was halfway across the wide avenue