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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 138<br />

Boy has branded her a slut in the eyes of the entire community. The only way<br />

boy can save his scrubby ass now is to visit a jeweler and get a sparkly thing for her left<br />

hand. On the heels of that, a date is chosen. If boy is lucky, he‟ll get a bachelor party,<br />

but it‟s the same next step, either way. Give your soul to the Lord, boy, because your ass<br />

now belongs to girl. Bend over and grab your ankles my man, ‟cause the shit‟s about to<br />

start flyin‟.<br />

That‟s pounded into the head of every Catholic boy I ever knew. I have no reason<br />

to assume it‟s changed since I walked away from that church forty-two years ago.<br />

I met a girl. A very pretty girl. An extremely unusual girl, as well. Her name<br />

was Jackie Fox. I was eighteen, Jackie was seventeen. She hung around with kids from<br />

Everett, not Sexton, because she lived closer to them, but she was a Sexton student.<br />

That‟s how we met.<br />

There was another reason I wanted to meet Jackie. The same reason almost all<br />

the guys wanted to get together with her. No, it wasn‟t a slutty reputation. Only one guy<br />

“bragged” about screwing her, and we all knew he was full of shit. It was more likely<br />

fact than not, although he already claimed he had a horde of conquests, the guy was still a<br />

virgin when he graduated.<br />

No, this was better. Jackie had big tits. Ask any high school boy, what does it<br />

take to make a woman someone you might want to spend the rest of your life with? Big<br />

tits is the number one answer you‟re gonna get. As if it makes a real difference? The<br />

silly assed kid won‟t ever stop to think, even if he does stay all those years with Sally<br />

Bigtits, those puppies will one day be bruised all over the bottom from banging against<br />

her knees as she walks.<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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