BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 358
A man said, "I'm goin' for the sheriff, 'Stack'",
so I shot the motherfucker in the middle o' the back!
Well, here it was the next mornin', long 'bout quarter after ten,
I was sittin' in a courtroom with ten other men.
Billy's lawyer stood up 'n' he started to talk,
I said, "Sit down, you silly cocksucker,
my time cain't be bought"!!
Then my Momma jumped up 'n' she started to scream,
I told her, "Take it easy, Momma, it ain't but a bad dream".
'N' then Billy's sister stood up,
'n' she started to shout;
I said "Put yer pussy down, slut,
you don't know what it's all about"!
That's when the Judge --- he says, "Stackely,
I don't know where you think you rate,
but, boy, I'm here t‟ GUARANTEE ---
ninety-nine years oughta put yer young ass straight"!!
But I said, "Shit, fuck you judge,
ninety-nine years, that ain't no time!
I got a brother in Sing Sing doin' a hunnert 'n' ninety-nine,
'n' I think my Pappy's in Alcatraz doin' 'bout twice that time.
I dropped dejected hands to my pockets, 'n' much to my surprise,
my eager fingers encircled a pair o' twin forty-fives,
'n' I put myself a bullet
'tween that fuckin' judge's eyes!!!
Right then 'n' there, I shot my way out the courthouse door,
I shot 'til I just couldn't shoot no more.
Then, thinkin' my shootin' was mighty neat,
I bowed to the people standin' there on the street,
'n' they was lined up as far as the eye could see
just to get a look at that mean fuckin' Stackely!!!
'Long about then I met a man named "Killer Brown",
just about the baddest motherfucker walkin' that side o' town.
Well, we walked uptown (this was me 'n' "Killer"),
'n' we walked downtown, 'til we came to this place called "Sin",
'n' this was where all o' the
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