BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 251 nice things about that David thing, but that ain‟t necessarily so. That‟d be a lot like me asking you to take Grandpa‟s old pickup truck, the one that hasn‟t even been driven since he turned in his license in ‟87 when his eyes went bad, and get it ready to run in the Indy 500. That dog won‟t hunt. No can do. However, I will recap what I know, keeping in mind a lot of this is what I heard from Mom, making it secondhand. Thinking back, and I mean all the way back to when my folks first bought that David thing, I can‟t recall it was ever in a fight. Not once. Not in grade school or high school. Not in any neighborhood squabbles. Nothing I heard about when it was an adult. I don‟t think that David thing ever had the balls to fight anyone. Nothing miraculous in school, either. I‟m not sure that David thing ever got an “A” in anything. It‟s not stupid, but no one ever volunteered its name when they voted for class valedictorian. It probably came up in the Class Sissy category, but I‟m not much on details in that regard. That David thing was never with the “in crowd” in school, but the drug crowd was an altogether different situation. No arrests, however, of which I was ever made privy, and I know Mom would‟ve had to tell me that part if it happened. It would‟ve turned fifty-eight on February 11 th , 2009, and any successes are, to my knowledge, still to come. They haven‟t shown up yet, at last reporting. Mom tried a reunification effort in 1979, at Thanksgiving. She arranged for “the entire family” to have dinner at that David thing‟s house. It was married to the third wife at that time, Barb. She had a daughter, Nikki, by some other guy before she met that Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963
Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 252 David thing. They later had a little boy, Matthew, who eventually turned out to be the most annoying little spoiled brat I can ever recall suffering. It originally married a girl named Becky, who I have to admit, I tried to sleep with when she left it and stayed with my then wife and me for a while. She wanted to, but my wife was sleeping in a bedroom down the hall, so she was too afraid. After that, the opportunity didn‟t come up again. They divorced and it later married a little fox named Nancy Corbeil from Eaton Rapids, a great lady. It was getting heavier and heavier into its dope, so she finally bailed on it in disgust a few years later. I assume it made Barb a million “I‟m gonna change” promises, because she‟s not a stupid woman, but that‟s only a guess. I wasn‟t there, and wouldn‟t‟ve wanted to be, if asked. <strong>At</strong> this Thanksgiving dinner, my parents were there, along with Barb and both kids, that David thing, some guy he ran around with named Slick, my wife Nancy, my daughter Stephanie, and my sons, Stuart and Tyler, who was two years old. We tried watching the football game, since the Detroit Lions always play that day, but that David thing was in rare form. I didn‟t dare tell Mom the asshole was stoned on cocaine, but knowing it made me want to kill the son-of-a-bitch. Everything no exceptions was hilarious to it and its friend. They both cackled like a couple drunken chickens all afternoon. That David thing kept standing in front of the TV on purpose, particularly during any big play, and laughed like hell when it pissed me off. It was as stoned on cocaine as anyone I‟ve ever seen. I finally apologized to Mom, but I said I had to leave before I killed that annoying asshole. We still hadn‟t eaten yet. Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963
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