BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

More documents

Recommendations

Info

Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 253 Surprisingly, Nancy thought so, too. She also wanted to smack it with a brick. When that David thing was married to the other Nancy Cady, whom I think is long remarried by now, I was still married to Donna, better known as “TJ”. I gave her that nickname. It stood for “Thunder Jugs”, as she had a thirty-nine and a half inch bust. That was mostly why we got married in the first place. That David thing was still married to its Nancy when I divorced TJ and married my Nancy, who was even prettier than its Nancy. This entire section of the story is beginning to sound like that soap opera, As The Stomach Turns. We lived in Laingsburg, at 6960 East Grand River Road, on a lot I bought to put my mobile home on when we left the trailer park in 1971. TJ and I didn‟t have much money, since I was laid off the day after our honeymoon and didn‟t find a job for eight months. I did mechanical work for people at my house every day, but we were very short on cash. She worked in Lansing for American Bank & Trust, so I took her to work each day while I worked at home. We drove a banged up ‟69 Nova, (my fault). Anyone who knew us was well aware it would be wrong to ever ask us to drive anywhere unnecessarily. We simply didn‟t have the money for gas, which had reached the outrageous price of 33¢ per gallon. Yet, the Nancy that David thing married called me one night. I believe it was a Saturday. She was horrified because that David thing said it planned to kill itself and she didn‟t know what to do. I said I‟d be right there. MapQuest shows the trip is twenty-six miles. I always felt it was longer, but I don‟t argue with computers. In any event, I made it there in twenty minutes, with TJ riding along in horror as I swerved in and out of traffic. Of course, I knew it was as phony as all the other suicide attempts made by that David thing to get attention, but I Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963
Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 254 was fed up. To no one‟s surprise, at least, not mine, Nancy was on the porch when I got there. I imagine, when she said she‟d called me and it knew why I was coming into town madder than hell, that David thing told her to make me go away when I arrived. Fat chance of that, asshole! I ran up on the porch, only to discover that David thing had locked the door. It knew I was pissed. Rather than waste time, I kicked in the door. When it saw me, that David thing ran like hell through the kitchen to the back door and made it almost outside. Bad leg and all, I caught up when it was going out the back door. The 1970 Chevelle Malibu SS in the driveway was only a few feet from the door. I slugged it once on the jaw and knocked that David thing across the trunk onto the ground, then lifted it up and slammed it against the car. “If you really wanna commit suicide, asshole, just tell someone again that‟s what you plan to do. Then, have that person tell me. When I hear it, I‟m gonna come kill you myself, just so I don‟t have to listen to anymore of your lousy fucking whining!” Then I hit it in the face to make sure it‟d have a good reason to cry now, since it started doing that when I slammed it against the fender. I looked at it in disgust. “I can‟t stand you, you motherfucker, and I don‟t ever want to see you again. If you come by Mom‟s and I‟m there, just keep going. I don‟t even want to see your ugly fuckin‟ face!” TJ and I left. I never stopped trembling with rage until after we were back at home. In all the years I knew it, that David thing never made more than $25,000 in any given year, if that much. It drove truck for Triquet Paper for a few years, then switched to working in pest control. I thought that was odd since that David thing was deathly allergic to bee and wasp stings. It almost died once in my car when a bee stung it on the Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963
Page 1 and 2:
BILL CADY Post Office Box 567 San L
Page 3 and 4:
Bill Cady, The Early Years … by B
Page 5 and 6:
Page 7 and 8:
Page 9 and 10:
Page 11 and 12:
Page 13 and 14:
Page 15 and 16:
Page 17 and 18:
Page 19 and 20:
Page 21 and 22:
Page 23 and 24:
Page 25 and 26:
Page 27 and 28:
Page 29 and 30:
Page 31 and 32:
Page 33 and 34:
Page 35 and 36:
Page 37 and 38:
Page 39 and 40:
Page 41 and 42:
Page 43 and 44:
Page 45 and 46:
Page 47 and 48:
Page 49 and 50:
Page 51 and 52:
Page 53 and 54:
Page 55 and 56:
Page 57 and 58:
Page 59 and 60:
Page 61 and 62:
Page 63 and 64:
Page 65 and 66:
Page 67 and 68:
Page 69 and 70:
Page 71 and 72:
Page 73 and 74:
Page 75 and 76:
Page 77 and 78:
Page 79 and 80:
Page 81 and 82:
Page 83 and 84:
Page 85 and 86:
Page 87 and 88:
Page 89 and 90:
Page 91 and 92:
Page 93 and 94:
Page 95 and 96:
Page 97 and 98:
Page 99 and 100:
Page 101 and 102:
Page 103 and 104:
Page 105 and 106:
Page 107 and 108:
Page 109 and 110:
Page 111 and 112:
Page 113 and 114:
Page 115 and 116:
Page 117 and 118:
Page 119 and 120:
Page 121 and 122:
Page 123 and 124:
Page 125 and 126:
Page 127 and 128:
Page 129 and 130:
Page 131 and 132:
Page 133 and 134:
Page 135 and 136:
Page 137 and 138:
Page 139 and 140:
Page 141 and 142:
Page 143 and 144:
Page 145 and 146:
Page 147 and 148:
Page 149 and 150:
Page 151 and 152:
Page 153 and 154:
Page 155 and 156:
Page 157 and 158:
Page 159 and 160:
Page 161 and 162:
Page 163 and 164:
Page 165 and 166:
Page 167 and 168:
Page 169 and 170:
Page 171 and 172:
Page 173 and 174:
Page 175 and 176:
Page 177 and 178:
Page 179 and 180:
Page 181 and 182:
Page 183 and 184:
Page 185 and 186:
Page 187 and 188:
Page 189 and 190:
Page 191 and 192:
Page 193 and 194:
Page 195 and 196:
Page 197 and 198:
Page 199 and 200:
Page 201 and 202:
Page 203 and 204: Bill Cady, The Early Years … by B
Page 253: Bill Cady, The Early Years … by B
Page 305 and 306:
Page 307 and 308:
Page 309 and 310:
Page 311 and 312:
Page 313 and 314:
Page 315 and 316:
Page 317 and 318:
Page 319 and 320:
Page 321 and 322:
Page 323 and 324:
Page 325 and 326:
Page 327 and 328:
Page 329 and 330:
Page 331 and 332:
Page 333 and 334:
Page 335 and 336:
Page 337 and 338:
Page 339 and 340:
Page 341 and 342:
Page 343 and 344:
Page 345 and 346:
Page 347 and 348:
Page 349 and 350:
Page 351 and 352:
Page 353 and 354:
Page 355 and 356:
Page 357 and 358:
Page 359 and 360:
show all

BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles

Delete template?

Save as template?