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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 293 there were people at home when I committed those crimes. I think the words “first degree” would‟ve been on my list of charges in court. If I‟d ever killed anyone, which I thankfully didn‟t do, it would‟ve been second degree murder. In Michigan, if you get lucky, you can get out of prison for that one after seven years. I was told, but never verified it, my stepbrother Allen widened a black guy‟s smile from ear to ear, and lowered it a couple inches. Apparently with the relocated smile, the guy laughed himself to death. Or, bled to death. Like I say, I was never able to verify it. I was told he did a few years in prison, but you can ask Allen, if you want. He‟s also in the book, I believe. There were only a few fracases during my burglaries. One night a woman in her late twenties came out of the bathroom as I was leaving her apartment. If I‟d had a split second more, I‟d‟ve ducked out of her sight. If-dog-rabbit. She looked to her right and made out my shape in the darkness. As soon as she determined someone was there, she started to scream, but the sound never got out of her throat. <strong>At</strong> least, not while I was still in the building. I stepped behind her and shoved against her shoulders with all my strength, which was considerable at that age. She probably got one helluva rug burn from sliding on the carpet, but I was already out the door when I heard her land, so I never stopped to verify a damned thing. I just ran like hell to my car, parked two blocks away, and drove home slowly because it was after three. Burglaries are best done between three and four in the morning, when the people are still sound asleep and its darkest outside. Any earlier, they might still be having sex, Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963
Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 294 eating late, watching a movie, and the list goes on. Any later is when some light sleepers first begin to stir, or a neighbor with a service job of some kind is leaving for work and gets your description. Neither option is desirable to a burglar. One time a guy came walking in the living room as I was heading for the door to leave. He screamed, “Stop, thief!” I turned, raised my empty hand, and faced him. “Okay, motherfucker, now you‟re gonna hafta die!” He squealed a loud, high-pitched noise, very similar to the sound a piglet makes when castrated with no anesthetic, as he sped from the room in fear. I ran to my car, even more afraid than he was, since all I had in my hand when I raised and aimed it was my fingers. Another time I was finishing up in the bedroom, which is where you usually find wallets. Purses were almost always in the living room, dining area, or kitchen, but guys take their wallets to bed with them. Just as I pilfered his wallet, this guy woke up and started screaming. If I had that brunette beside me in bed like he did, I doubt like hell I‟d‟ve been asleep yet, but he had been until he heard me. The idiot was pretty well built. Far too muscular to fight with, since that can take a lot of time, and might leave clues. There‟s also the possibility of losing any fight you get into that way, meaning the intruder stays captured until the cops get there and put on the handcuffs. He stood erect, maybe five-ten, two-hundred pounds of muscle, then ran at me while screaming, even as he was still on the bed. He leapt into the air and spread his arms, which I assume meant he planned to tackle me. <strong>My</strong> right cross caught him directly on the point of his chin, leaving the hero an Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963
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