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BILL CADY Word Count: 149,227 - At My Friend's Place

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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 199<br />

But, after what he‟d done, I‟d probably cut him up a little bit, just to keep things fair. I<br />

was never a guy you wanted to fuck around with, and these bastards were about to learn<br />

why.<br />

Then Danny kicked my right ankle and knocked me to the ground. I wasn‟t able<br />

to figure out how he did that, standing over on my left, but it felt like he‟d just broken the<br />

ankle. That meant I wouldn‟t be kicking anybody‟s ass, since I could no longer walk.<br />

Okay, I just got the first ass kickin‟ of my life, I guess. I lost, although I still<br />

didn‟t know how or why, but it was about time to get the hell out of Dodge. I began to<br />

crawl away and Curt Brown shot at me again, but he missed.<br />

As I relate these stories, I‟m beginning to think that house was haunted in a way<br />

that instigated courage in cowards, and I‟ll give you my reasons.<br />

viciously.<br />

I took on Bob Cobb, a guy who scared the hell out of me, and whipped his ass<br />

I took on Mike Baker, a guy I had no business messing with, and whipped his ass<br />

to a fare-the-well.<br />

<strong>My</strong> old man, definitely the guy “who‟s afraid of Virginia Wolff” and almost<br />

everyone else in the world, knocked Merle Cobb on his ass in the front yard.<br />

Now, as I‟m crawling away on my hands and knees, unable to even stand, that<br />

David thing came to my old man‟s rescue. And, mine, I guess, although the gun was now<br />

empty. He brought the baseball bat he kept in his room and put it nicely upside Danny‟s<br />

head, arranging an immediate naptime for that asshole.<br />

Then he chased Curt Brown up onto the porch, damaged a few ribs with the bat,<br />

and bloodied up the bastard‟s head before the cops finally showed up.<br />

Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963

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