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Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 317 he extended things. He was a six month drunk, then a six month Baptist. In either case, I often wanted to kill the man. We all know what a drunk is like, especially a mean drunk who then turns into a crying, slobbering drunk after a while. Pretty disgusting, all around. I‟m not sure it‟s any better than a six month Baptist. A saved Baptist. Every goddamned thing I said was met with, “Hallelujah!,”, “Amen!”, or “Praise The Lord!” Okay, God and Bill have our own deal. We like it, and it works for Us. Still, hearing those words from the same guy who called you a motherfucker last month can be a bit disconcerting. Hearing them all day and all night, every time something is said, gets even worse. If Rita and I hadn‟t been in my car, following behind theirs, I probably would‟ve murdered my uncle on the trip down there. I think Rita knew I wanted some pussy, and I think she knew where I hoped to get it. She coyly asked me about scoring some grass down there. Although I had no idea where I would‟ve looked, I did have a dime bag in my glove box. To be honest, I‟d never sampled that bag. I had it on hand only for friends, as I preferred drinking beer after my addiction in the hospital. So, it quickly became a real estate matter. Every woman has a small area, about 4” x 4”, that can be rented for more money per hour than any piece of land that size, even in Texas oil country. It‟s a very valuable property called a ting-tang, a nookie, a snatch, a muff, or a pussy. Or, a woman‟s real estate. It‟s damned awfully real. Rita had one, and I was an interested party. Very, very interested. We discussed it, and even did a saliva swap, but hadn‟t yet gotten down to brass Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963
Bill Cady, The Early Years … by Bill Cady 318 tacks. Then she did something stupid. However, she did it with all the loyalty of a rattlesnake, so it evened things out. Mabel and Darrell caught Rita smoking some marijuana and they both flew immediately off the handle. Stalwart to the end, Rita held out for damned near a full minute before confessing I gave it to her. That put Unc in a rage, and it was all directed at me. This is the same guy who smacked me around when I was fourteen for sassing Mom, so bad I ran away to Chicago for a week. Now he‟d caught me “being a dope peddler” and my “sweet little customer” was his pregnant daughter-in-law. He also had her sworn testimony I talked her into it and it was her first time ever. Man, stick a fork in my ass, „cause I‟m all done! It only came down to a very loud conversation since, even with my bad leg, I was able to outrun him. That conversation was unique in yet another way. It was the first time in my life I ever heard a mixture of “Hallelujah!”, Goddamn you!”, “Amen!” and “Motherfucker!” all in one string of comments. If you haven‟t drawn it as a conclusion, Unc was as pissed as I‟d ever seen him. That meant I needed something, a modification of what any realtor will tell you are the three most important items. Relocation, relocation, relocation! I needed to relocate my ass somewhere Unc wouldn‟t find it, and I did so posthaste. <strong>My</strong> “job” at that time was working on the line at Oldsmobile. Around the end of the second month, I strained my back lifting something. Pretty soon, I could barely even walk, so they sent me home. After a couple weeks the doctor told me I could come back to work, but on restricted duty. Leviticus, Limited 33-0505963
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