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from Mom, who doted on him. Unc was also after the “Mickey Rooney Trophy”, but
came in second, if my memory serves me correctly. Mickey Rooney was married eight
times. I think Unc only made it to six.
I believe he married a woman named Mickey when he left the Navy. They later
had three daughters, Carol, Yvonne, aka “Tookie”, and Margaret, who was my age.
Carol was about four or five years older than me, and Yvonne was a year or two older.
Funny thing, I always had the hots for Yvonne. Cousin or not, I wanted to get in that
girl‟s pants, but I never even got close.
He and Mickey divorced and I never saw those girls again.
He married a rather attractive woman with black hair. I believe her name was
Helen, but that only lasted a year or so. I know he married a woman named Linda Love,
who had a daughter my age, Maria. I actually tried to get in Maria‟s pants, but never got
any closer than kissing a few times. Bummer.
There were two more whose names I can‟t recall. Each ended in divorce, as did
all but one of his marriages. He beat the divorce court, just barely, by dying not long
before the decree was final. That left his last wife free to collect Social Security and
Veteran‟s benefits without having to listen to Unc‟s shit to get it.
Her name was Mabel. That may be a clue as to where she came from, since the
outdated names are still being used down south, but nowhere else. Mabel was from West
Virginia. She had a nineteen-year-old daughter named Rita who had a small problem.
She was pregnant by a Cuban guy a year ahead of me in school. He was happy to screw
her, but not at all interested in marrying her.
Although what he did was pretty tacky, I could at least understand it, since I
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